You were off the chain last night man, downed like 9 jägerbombs, danced till you passed out in a pool of jägervom.
by Tom Long August 31, 2010
A food made from mashed potato and minced meat, rolled into a ball with breadcrumbs on and deep fried.
Available from any chippy in South Wales, but largely unknown elsewhere.
Available from any chippy in South Wales, but largely unknown elsewhere.
by Tom Long December 21, 2007
Guy: Gah, I shouldn't have eaten so fast. I've got hiccups.
Grammar Nazi: It's spelt hiccough, fool.
Guy: How the hell did you know how I spelt it when I said it aloud?
Grammar Nazi: Spelt is a kind of wheat, idiot.
Guy: My fist is a-kind of about to meet your face.
Grammar Nazi: It's spelt hiccough, fool.
Guy: How the hell did you know how I spelt it when I said it aloud?
Grammar Nazi: Spelt is a kind of wheat, idiot.
Guy: My fist is a-kind of about to meet your face.
by Tom Long February 05, 2008
by Tom Long December 19, 2007
Similar to *facepalm*, except with the of the complete works of Charles Dickens, smashed into your own face.
Dubya: You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.
Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*
Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*
by Tom Long March 15, 2008
v. Technical skills or know-how, see also The Knack.
Pronounced to rhyme with mouse.
Possibly from the Welsh word meaning quality.
Pronounced to rhyme with mouse.
Possibly from the Welsh word meaning quality.
You could take it back to the shop, or if you've got the naws there's a way to fix it yourself with a bent paperclip.
by Tom Long August 20, 2010
Drunk, disorderly and retired.
A binge-drinking pensioner, with a generous pension cheque and too much free time, drinking quantities of alcohol that would frighten even the most hardened of teenage yobs.
A binge-drinking pensioner, with a generous pension cheque and too much free time, drinking quantities of alcohol that would frighten even the most hardened of teenage yobs.
I went to lunch with my grandparents, and I swear they were both completely pissed! What a pair of Saga louts.
by Tom Long June 18, 2010