Tom 's definitions

amokinter

The art of running amok inside ones computer.

Bugger my computers Crashed! It must be that bloody amokinter again.

by Tom April 30, 2004

KiloTom

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.

That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.

by Tom December 6, 2004

spunkalicious

Spunkalicious - To be extra spunky, ie. hot.

That girl's spunkalicious

by Tom November 10, 2004

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 1, 2006

homish

to be gay or homosexual, or something is gay.

That's mighty homish

by Tom June 14, 2004

gred

wanna be drop out, hes thinks hes cool but hes not! basically dumb as shit

" you are gary " " very stupid "
" unknowing "

by tom May 13, 2005

blato

Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.

"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"

by Tom March 7, 2004