Tom 's definitions

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004

glop

Verb. Onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Noun. Semen.

There was nothing Pete liked better in the morning than a good hard glop.

by tom August 4, 2003

knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

by tom January 17, 2004

percy poppin jigga munketrester

see "beat back big hug metamucil powder"

look at that fat crakka

by Tom April 20, 2003

Chevy

1. An abbreviation of Chevrolet, an American car manufacturer owned by General Motors.

"Hank sure has a nice Chevy"

by Tom September 17, 2003

chav woman

Begins as a bitch, then become pregnant at a young age, begins to smoke, becomes wrinkly, and has a really scratchy deep voice. *SPIT*

Look at that young mum. Kids these days
(Bloody chav woman scum)

by Tom September 3, 2004

Norma Jean

hardcore, christian, metal

norma jean is sickkkk

by tom May 13, 2005