Tom 's definitions

cocksuck

N. 1. a highly stupid or annoying person; 2. a homosexual person

You dumb cocksuck!

by TOM October 14, 2003

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 9, 2005

kropick

masturbating using human excrement.

i had a well good kropick last night

by tom November 25, 2003

diaryland

diaryland.com, which houses free online blogs and diaries.

i keep track of my shit on diaryland.

by tom March 1, 2004

monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason

Geez this nut has monkey pubes

by Tom April 1, 2004

Butt-slice

An individual who fails to even fulfill the qualifications of asshole, is demoted and characterized by this term.

That guy is freakin' butt-slice.

by TOM November 17, 2004

graky

katie and rebecca are graky meaning dey are da coolest of da cool n dere sum bumting slus!!!!!!

becca n k8y r sum bumtin slus man dere graky!

by tom April 9, 2005