Tom 's definitions

Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."

Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!

by Tom August 3, 2008

zat

An automobile, or car.

I busted up my Zat!!!

by Tom April 30, 2006

wax that ass

to fuck in a great way

MAn ima wax dat ass like whoa

by tom March 11, 2004

meep

a barely peceptible sheen on the surface of a stringy substance in the light of dusk.

The word is used when describing edible trash removed from a dumpster for the purpose of dining.
"People have this perception that it's gross or dirty, but as long as you can see the meep, you won't get sick. It's a real feast".

by Tom June 17, 2006

Pookie

Shit, poop, crap, stuff that comes out of your as

Look at that huge ass pookie in the toilet

by tom January 30, 2004

stupor

i) A trance-like state induced by excessive alcohol consumption.

ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.

"Goddamn, I'm gonna divorce my stupid ass husband, he got himself into another drunken stupor last night".

GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.

by Tom December 14, 2004

Bigg Nife

Along with Lazor, Limozeen, and Taranchula, one of four band names suggested by Strong Bad. No known songs yet.

"... take a really cool word, and then spell it all wrong. Like Lazor... or Bigg Nife... or Taranchula... or Limozeen..."

by Tom December 31, 2003