Tom 's definitions
by tom November 1, 2004

n. Chiefly British Slang
Stupid Person. One who works too little and lists headbutting under "hobbies".
Opposite of Spod.
Stupid Person. One who works too little and lists headbutting under "hobbies".
Opposite of Spod.
by Tom January 31, 2005

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
by Tom May 15, 2004

Those people from i-14
by Tom March 18, 2003

"how may i help u sir (i get paid $4 an hour 2 put up with ur mcshit now take a mcfucking burger and mcfuck off)"
by Tom August 22, 2004


The act of putting your fingers into your lovers anus, grabbing hold, then you twist your hands and pull your hand out causing them to shout in pain
by Tom December 9, 2004
