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hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.
by tom November 1, 2004
mugGet the hijmug.

Dops

n. Chiefly British Slang
Stupid Person. One who works too little and lists headbutting under "hobbies".

Opposite of Spod.
By teacher:You stupid Dops, get out of my classroom!
by Tom January 31, 2005
mugGet the Dopsmug.

Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
by Tom May 15, 2004
mugGet the Smuck Teamsmug.

CS Player

omg, omg im such a noob 'l33t' 12 year old gay (from i-14)
Those people from i-14
by Tom March 18, 2003
mugGet the CS Playermug.

mcfuck

When u dont give a fuck anymore but with more feeling
"how may i help u sir (i get paid $4 an hour 2 put up with ur mcshit now take a mcfucking burger and mcfuck off)"
by Tom August 22, 2004
mugGet the mcfuckmug.

caz

Very appealing woman that describes herself as an enigma cagey and thus does your head nut in.
Oh go on Caz
by Tom February 12, 2004
mugGet the cazmug.

twist and shout

The act of putting your fingers into your lovers anus, grabbing hold, then you twist your hands and pull your hand out causing them to shout in pain
Steve gave Betty such a good twist and shout that her asshole began to bleed
by Tom December 9, 2004
mugGet the twist and shoutmug.

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