Tom 's definitions

hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.

Oh my dayz did you see hij last night?

by tom November 1, 2004

Dops

n. Chiefly British Slang
Stupid Person. One who works too little and lists headbutting under "hobbies".

Opposite of Spod.

By teacher:You stupid Dops, get out of my classroom!

by Tom January 31, 2005

Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

by Tom May 15, 2004

CS Player

omg, omg im such a noob 'l33t' 12 year old gay (from i-14)

Those people from i-14

by Tom March 18, 2003

mcfuck

When u dont give a fuck anymore but with more feeling

"how may i help u sir (i get paid $4 an hour 2 put up with ur mcshit now take a mcfucking burger and mcfuck off)"

by Tom August 22, 2004

caz

Very appealing woman that describes herself as an enigma cagey and thus does your head nut in.

Oh go on Caz

by Tom February 12, 2004

twist and shout

The act of putting your fingers into your lovers anus, grabbing hold, then you twist your hands and pull your hand out causing them to shout in pain

Steve gave Betty such a good twist and shout that her asshole began to bleed

by Tom December 9, 2004