Tom 's definitions

battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!

Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!

by Tom January 2, 2005

soom

A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.

"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.

by Tom December 14, 2004

fat crakka

Trav Murray

That fat crakka is Tom's brother.

by Tom April 20, 2003

silacone

fake brest or inlarged with implants

any women that weighs less than 140 lbs and has ddds may have silacone

by tom December 20, 2003

spizel

Another word for giz or cum.

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005

american kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under so its a blowjob for any of you dumb twits

'Charlotte gave me an american kiss last night'

by Tom January 3, 2005

leboskied

From the movie "The Big Lebowski." The Dude was drunk and stoned the entire movie.

Lebowskied is to be drunk and stoned.

Man, I was so Lebowskied last night at that party that I nearly passed out.

by Tom February 21, 2005