Tom's definitions

poofishoddballs

The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.

Oh poofishoddballs, i just stood in gum!
Poofishoddballs that hurt!

by Tom April 19, 2004

Swichous

Something so awesome, cool, neat, kickass, overwhelmingly the shit it can only be described with this one word.

John: Hey, did you watch that special last night?

Bob: Yeah, that was swichous man!

by Tom October 4, 2004

Baltimore

I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".

In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.
There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.

Oh you're from Baltimore.
I went there last month and got my wallet stolen.

by TOM May 13, 2005

Pap

to backhand someone's male genetaliais a swift whipping motion

Ow! I just got papped!

by Tom May 12, 2003

chicken hunten

ho hunten

im go in chicken hunten today

by tom October 27, 2003

Hardcore Vegan

Used by Bill Bailey in his "part troll" tour.

A vegan who won't drive through towns with the word "HAM" in the name.

Tom: You wanna go to Birmingham
Hardcore Vegan: Hell No

by Tom February 17, 2005

Kitty

1. A small (read: baby) cat.
2. Slang for vagina.

See also: pussy

1. Aww...look at the little kitty!
2. You gonna get yourself some kitty this weekend, Bill?

by Tom November 26, 2003