Tom's definitions

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004

Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

Bamber

broke; bad; stupid; boring; ugly; turnoff; crappy

This party is bamber.

Look at her, that girl is bamber.

The club was so bamber last night.

by Tom June 4, 2004

supnshit

sup = wassup = wat's up

n'shit = and shit like that

guy number 1: hey man
guy number 2: supnshit
guy number 1: not much re
guy number 2: w3rd
guy number 1: yeah man

by tom December 19, 2004

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.

Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.

Step 2: smoke it.

It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.

Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"

Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Person 1: "I still don't understand."

by Tom March 30, 2005

Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

by tom May 30, 2003

squirral

a person who works hard for a living or hard at school but dosen't display it

yo he act like a dumb bastard but you seen his grades, maan dat fool a squirral

by tom November 11, 2003