Tom's definitions

jibbi

The Owner Of A Popular Chat-Room Called HABBO HOTEL.
It does not mean that you stab someone, if you want to say you stabbed someone, the correct word is CHIB! (See Owen I Told U!)

''Look Theres Jibbi!''
''Who's Jibbi?''
''The Manager Of Habbo Hotel!''

by Tom January 9, 2004

Silver Fox

Everything a Cougar is plus 15 years of age.

Kevin became sick with Mark's comment that Kevin's 67 year old aunt was a silver fox.

by Tom November 12, 2003

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008

the notebook

Definately the worst movie ever

oh damn i have to watch the notebook with the friday night crew but then we get to watch childs play

by Tom March 21, 2005

brew

To build up reserves of stomach gasses that when released cause nausea and social expulsion. Food sources that can assist this physical activity range from cabbage to kebabs

Shit y'all, I'm holding a brew thats gonna sink this ship fucktards

by tom December 19, 2003

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

relationship

A clever bending of the words "wild sex"

lets have a relationship on that table

by tom December 15, 2003