Tom's definitions

Pookie

Shit, poop, crap, stuff that comes out of your as

Look at that huge ass pookie in the toilet

by tom January 30, 2004

cumcast

degrading name for the isp of comcast

cumcast has way to much lag

by tom December 5, 2003

caz

Very appealing woman that describes herself as an enigma cagey and thus does your head nut in.

Oh go on Caz

by Tom February 12, 2004

twist and shout

The act of putting your fingers into your lovers anus, grabbing hold, then you twist your hands and pull your hand out causing them to shout in pain

Steve gave Betty such a good twist and shout that her asshole began to bleed

by Tom December 9, 2004

Manigma

cool, weird animation stuff

manigma animation

by tom June 4, 2003

Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."

Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!

by Tom August 3, 2008

cakey van

419 or 439 unit, Motor Luggage Van and Gatwick Luggage van respectivly. A coloquial word used by Stewarts Lane depot shunters and the former train engineer of the VSOE. Used to carry cakes to the Stewarts Lane mess room

"Send down the Cakey Van"

by tom September 19, 2003