Today's Schedule's definitions

Xiphias

This lovely word is Latin for Swordfish.

"Look a xiphias!"
"A what?"
"A swordfish.."
"Oh..Cool!"

by Today's Schedule December 15, 2008

otsbh

abv. Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder

aka Bra

A nicer (or secret) way to talk about a bra.

See otsba Same definition, i just made a mistake in the spelling >>

Holly: Dude did you see she was wearing a blue otsbh underneath!
Heidi: She's a nice girl.

by Today's Schedule April 2, 2007

otsba

abv. Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder

aka Bra.

A nicer (or secret) way to talk about a bra.

Holly:Dude did you see she was wearing a blue otsba underneath!
Heidi:She's a nice girl.

by Today's Schedule April 2, 2007

Twilight Princess

A magnificently hard game that i stood 5 hours in line for, whilst obtaining the amazing Wii when it was released.

Not so nerdy guy: I can't get past this part!
Some guy who walked in: What part?
Not so nerdy guy: The part where i put this thing over into that box to push another box onto that switch to open that door!
Some guy who walked in: What the fuck game is that?!
Not so nerdy guy: Twilight Princess dumbiot.

by Today's Schedule December 15, 2008

Sticker

Thing you put on someones mouth to shut them up while your kidnapping them.

Guy: Shut up! *slaps sticker on guy's mouth*
Other Guy: MMGFFMFFMMFMMF (What the eff?!)

by Today's Schedule April 1, 2007

Legend of Zelda

Legend of Zelda has got to be the best video game series known to Earth history. Especially Twilight Princess. What a fucking badass game.

With the classic Link character somehow be the bravest thing anyone has ever seen to combat against horribly frightening monsters with ease. And saving the beautiful Princess Zelda or other characters that had been captured.

Don't know why its called the Legend of Zelda.. it should be called the Legend of Link. Because Zelda does shit all in every series.

"We should think about the Legend of Zelda, that Link is the most courageous thing ever, in the history of Hyrule."

"Link will save us all!"
"Yes! Let us put all the world's hopes and expectations on his shoulders!"
"Yay!"

Poor Link..

by Today's Schedule April 2, 2007

Damn Skippy

What you say when you feel extra awesome.

Guy: How are ya?
Me: Damn skippy!

by Today's Schedule July 20, 2008