Definitions by Today's Schedule

Xiphias 

This lovely word is Latin for Swordfish.

"Look a xiphias!"
"A what?"
"A swordfish.."
"Oh..Cool!"

Xiphias by Today's Schedule December 15, 2008

Anna Popplewell 

A lady that has the most english last name i have heard in a long time.

English dude: I say, did you see that old Anna Popplewell damsel?
Other English dude: By george i think i've seen her everywhere!

Anna Popplewell by Today's Schedule December 15, 2008

Twilight Princess 

A magnificently hard game that i stood 5 hours in line for, whilst obtaining the amazing Wii when it was released.

Not so nerdy guy: I can't get past this part!
Some guy who walked in: What part?
Not so nerdy guy: The part where i put this thing over into that box to push another box onto that switch to open that door!
Some guy who walked in: What the fuck game is that?!
Not so nerdy guy: Twilight Princess dumbiot.

Twilight Princess by Today's Schedule December 15, 2008

Damn Skippy 

What you say when you feel extra awesome.

Guy: How are ya?
Me: Damn skippy!

Damn Skippy by Today's Schedule July 20, 2008

dumbiot 

A dumb idiot.

Dumb + Idiot = Dumbiot

Guy:You sir are a dumbiot.
Other guy:Hey!.. What?

dumbiot by Today's Schedule April 2, 2007

Legend of Zelda

Legend of Zelda has got to be the best video game series known to Earth history. Especially Twilight Princess. What a fucking badass game.

With the classic Link character somehow be the bravest thing anyone has ever seen to combat against horribly frightening monsters with ease. And saving the beautiful Princess Zelda or other characters that had been captured.

Don't know why its called the Legend of Zelda.. it should be called the Legend of Link. Because Zelda does shit all in every series.

"We should think about the Legend of Zelda, that Link is the most courageous thing ever, in the history of Hyrule."

"Link will save us all!"
"Yes! Let us put all the world's hopes and expectations on his shoulders!"
"Yay!"

Poor Link..

Legend of Zelda by Today's Schedule April 2, 2007

otsba 

abv. Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder

aka Bra.

A nicer (or secret) way to talk about a bra.

Holly:Dude did you see she was wearing a blue otsba underneath!
Heidi:She's a nice girl.

otsba by Today's Schedule April 2, 2007