Toby's definitions

mirey

when you are playing an online game especailly counter-strike and your FPS gets low.

I was about to head shot that fag when i got some mirey

by toby May 13, 2005

clit

the clit is the female version of the head of a penis. men enjoy blowjobs, therefore women ejoy stimulation of the clit. most men, unfortunately, do not know where the clit is or how to use it and think that it severs no real function. this is equivalent to saying that the head of the penis deserves no attention durring any sexual acts. the clit is capable of giving many women multiple orgasms, and any man that can deliver that for a woman is practically guaranteed good head, sex or both.

do you know where the clit is? uhm, well its about 2 inches from where you think it is....for god's sake it's pierced!

by toby March 30, 2004

Ped

a townies means of transport

hairdryer on wheels

by Toby May 28, 2003

tobosexual

The use of the popular triangular chocolate bar 'Toblerone' as an aid to self gratification.

Last night me and my bloke got down to some new tobosexual action.

by Toby November 10, 2004

Orangutan titties

a bitch with some really saggy tits

Man, Jennifer had some orangutan titties!!!

by Toby September 22, 2004