Toby's definitions

Hot Tawd

A Stallion

A hoss from LBI

Sheila: eh eh Tawwwd

Disco: Tawd - you are soooooooooo hawt

Sheila: That's Hot Tawd. He's so dreamy.

by Toby October 30, 2003

skinny mole

a male penis entering an anus. Due to a penis having an eye and cant see plus it comes out brown.

Girl look at my skinny mole after entering yo poo shooter

by Toby September 22, 2004

Forbidden hair

see mullet

I've got forbidden hair yes i do
there given 'em to any one that means you
you can drive to europe and get one too
then you'll have forbidden hair like i do
{buy a vandals album}
{cause i cant}
{im poor}
{well not really}
{but i dont have money to spend on CDs}
{but you do}
{so buy a vandals album and make yourself happy}
{i recommend their Christmas album}
{wink}

by toby December 7, 2003

rap a lap

to spit game with a girl on yo lap

man keith rap a lap that bitch cause there was no chairs nigga!

by Toby September 22, 2004

SMMFD

Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".

"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."

by Toby April 2, 2005