Toby's definitions

booze cruise

Going across the english channel, normaly on a Dover - Calais ferry. Since british tax emplies heavily on the price of alchol and cigrettetes, its more cheaper to buy them taxfree on the continent, though Belgium is cheaper then France!

Im going on that P&O ferry the pride of dover for a booze cruise, want to come??

by Toby September 5, 2003

caps

something that's really cool, like it's off the hook or w/e

man, have u seen that new movie? o yeah man it's caps!

by Toby May 16, 2004

SMMFD

Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".

"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."

by Toby April 2, 2005

txt

abbriviatd typeing used to in messages from mobile to mobile

c u nxt tues

by Toby May 28, 2003

tobosexual

The use of the popular triangular chocolate bar 'Toblerone' as an aid to self gratification.

Last night me and my bloke got down to some new tobosexual action.

by Toby November 10, 2004