26 definitions by Toby

jacked

stolen

i jacked ur bike

by Toby October 21, 2003

clit

the clit is the female version of the head of a penis. men enjoy blowjobs, therefore women ejoy stimulation of the clit. most men, unfortunately, do not know where the clit is or how to use it and think that it severs no real function. this is equivalent to saying that the head of the penis deserves no attention durring any sexual acts. the clit is capable of giving many women multiple orgasms, and any man that can deliver that for a woman is practically guaranteed good head, sex or both.

do you know where the clit is? uhm, well its about 2 inches from where you think it is....for god's sake it's pierced!

by Toby March 31, 2004

Hot Tawd

A Stallion

A hoss from LBI

Sheila: eh eh Tawwwd

Disco: Tawd - you are soooooooooo hawt

Sheila: That's Hot Tawd. He's so dreamy.

by Toby October 30, 2003

spare

used by netphorians

"to be lame"

"Volunteering at the zoo sounds pretty spare to me."

by Toby June 18, 2004

Skag

A heroin addict

"Look at that dirty skinny Skag"

by Toby February 18, 2004

skinny mole

a male penis entering an anus. Due to a penis having an eye and cant see plus it comes out brown.

Girl look at my skinny mole after entering yo poo shooter

by Toby September 23, 2004

Ped

a townies means of transport

hairdryer on wheels

by Toby May 28, 2003