Stance

A puppy dog that has a sack and no nuts, he is annoying and poops huge piles.
DUDE, you just let a Stance shit
by Toby September 08, 2004
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tobosexual

The use of the popular triangular chocolate bar 'Toblerone' as an aid to self gratification.
Last night me and my bloke got down to some new tobosexual action.
by Toby November 10, 2004
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Orangutan titties

Man, Jennifer had some orangutan titties!!!
by Toby September 22, 2004
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rap a lap

to spit game with a girl on yo lap
man keith rap a lap that bitch cause there was no chairs nigga!
by Toby September 22, 2004
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Forbidden hair

I've got forbidden hair yes i do
there given 'em to any one that means you
you can drive to europe and get one too
then you'll have forbidden hair like i do
{buy a vandals album}
{cause i cant}
{im poor}
{well not really}
{but i dont have money to spend on CDs}
{but you do}
{so buy a vandals album and make yourself happy}
{i recommend their Christmas album}
{wink}
by toby December 07, 2003
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Super-Fried Slice

Defn: Mega gay. Combo insult that adds super-fried or red hot flamming to a complete dirty male bum touching G-lord.
Eg: Of course I want Falmer you super-fried slice.
by Toby February 12, 2004
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clit

the clit is the female version of the head of a penis. men enjoy blowjobs, therefore women ejoy stimulation of the clit. most men, unfortunately, do not know where the clit is or how to use it and think that it severs no real function. this is equivalent to saying that the head of the penis deserves no attention durring any sexual acts. the clit is capable of giving many women multiple orgasms, and any man that can deliver that for a woman is practically guaranteed good head, sex or both.
do you know where the clit is? uhm, well its about 2 inches from where you think it is....for god's sake it's pierced!
by toby March 30, 2004
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