Toby's definitions

dilt

1 cm cock

toby

by toby May 27, 2003

Hot Tawd

A Stallion

A hoss from LBI

Sheila: eh eh Tawwwd

Disco: Tawd - you are soooooooooo hawt

Sheila: That's Hot Tawd. He's so dreamy.

by Toby October 30, 2003

skinny mole

a male penis entering an anus. Due to a penis having an eye and cant see plus it comes out brown.

Girl look at my skinny mole after entering yo poo shooter

by Toby September 22, 2004

hajj

A journey, esp. one which is arduous or difficult.

I had to walk three miles home in the snow. It was such a hajj.

by Toby November 23, 2003

brown leaf on da concrete

an african american sleepin on the sidewalk

man look at da brown leaf on da concrete!

by Toby September 22, 2004

SMMFD

Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".

"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."

by Toby April 2, 2005

Super-Fried Slice

Defn: Mega gay. Combo insult that adds super-fried or red hot flamming to a complete dirty male bum touching G-lord.

Eg: Of course I want Falmer you super-fried slice.

by Toby February 12, 2004