ToM's definitions

bovine

Vessel in which the whole universe resides.

We are Bovine, and Bovine is us.

by Tom November 27, 2003

shithouse

One who is blatantly talking a load of bullshit.

Shut up, you fucking shithouse

by Tom February 21, 2005

titty fuck

having a penis between two breasts and the thrusting the penis untill it jacks off

My bitch just gave me a titty fuck

by ToM January 15, 2003

lemenschwiler

a word for usage in calling someone a name

you fucking lemenschwiler you need to pass out

by tom August 21, 2003

flang

to go smoke marijuana

Hey Jeff, you want to go flang flang in your room. Hopefully you wont get kicked out of housing

by tom February 22, 2005

pandy

A quiet, clean looking, rosie-cheeked, cherubic young male with no facial hair who has yet to realise that he is possibly very queer

I think you should date me Susan becaus frankly I think Greg's a little pandy.

by Tom July 17, 2003

Punt-Fucking

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.

I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.

by TOM November 17, 2004