ToM's definitions

panamanashed

wanking ones self with barbed wire

i panamanashedest myself all night long, i now bleed.

by tom November 25, 2003

digidog

An excellent digital graphics artist who is like a Rotweiler when he sets his mind to something. Funny guy in Queenstown New Zealand.

Did you see the way digidog did that website.

How in the hell digidog do that.

by Tom April 30, 2004

slampig

Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig

She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends

by tom March 27, 2004

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 2, 2005

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005