Dinkus

when a girl goes down on a guy, and decides to bite down really hard!
oh shit, she fucking dinkused me
by tom March 07, 2004
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Punt-Fucking

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.
I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.
by TOM November 18, 2004
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lagnaf

let's all get nude & frolic!
(this is a better definition when the word is used in the office)
LAGNAF - "Let's all get nude & frolic"
by Tom January 20, 2004
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APT

amillennial postapocalyptic transformaton
I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"
by Tom March 30, 2005
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liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.
She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.
by Tom January 26, 2005
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Arthur Dent

2nd last remaining earth creature. Survived the destruction of earth (...was destroyed to make way for a new space-hyper bypass)
Arthur Dent could never get the hang thursdays.
by Tom August 02, 2004
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genmay

Genmay is an internet forum which is hellbent on reusing old and now unfunny internet catchphrases. Just look at the other definitions for what I mean. Most of thier humour is stolen from somethingawful.com after their forums have sucked all the funny out of it.

Genmay is basically where all the fark/somethingawful washouts end up. If you enjoy killing every last little bit of a joke over and over again, this forum is for you!
Hey man, I just visited Genmay and I saw a totally hilarious image of Admiral Ackbar saying IT'S A TRAP. AHHAHAHA LOOOOOOOL.
by Tom November 09, 2004
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