ToM's definitions

soom

A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.

"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.

by Tom December 14, 2004

battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!

Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!

by Tom January 2, 2005

nirvana

Now-defunct three-piece band formed sometime in the Eighties. Famous hits include 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and 'Come As You Are'.

by Tom September 13, 2003

fat crakka

Trav Murray

That fat crakka is Tom's brother.

by Tom April 20, 2003

silacone

fake brest or inlarged with implants

any women that weighs less than 140 lbs and has ddds may have silacone

by tom December 20, 2003

bent as A nine Bob mate

Bent as A nine bob mate.

Hunter is bent as A nine bob mate and he will never go back.

by Tom February 26, 2005

spizel

Another word for giz or cum.

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005