ToM's definitions

Basketball IQ

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.

Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.

by tom December 23, 2008

chatchup

When you have a chat with someone on the phone to catch up, as opposed to meeting in person.

Gosh you've been gone for so long now! When suits you for a chatchup?

by tom October 12, 2020

cocksuck

N. 1. a highly stupid or annoying person; 2. a homosexual person

You dumb cocksuck!

by TOM October 14, 2003

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

airflare

An advanced breakdancing (or bboying for purists) move. Requiring a lot of strength and balance, airflares have an impressive gravity defying appearance.

"I got this Korean kid on a video who does 30 airflares in a row!"

by Tom October 16, 2003

1990

A breakdancing move that was invented in the mid 1980s. Various origins for the name include it being thought of as what would be "the move of the 90s", but who named the move and why is a matter of opinion.

Essentially the move is a spinning, one handed handstand. It is usually performed without the other hand touching the ground for the duration of the spin, which can be more than 10 rotations.

Variations include the 2000, where both hands are clasped together below the head and spun on making balance more difficult.

"Have you seen Joe's 1990s? He can get six rotations now!"

by Tom October 16, 2003

shut your north and south

shut your mouth

shut your north and south you fuck head

by tom October 21, 2003