ToM's definitions

Impossible

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

by Tom February 20, 2003

Quebecois

- A French-Canadian
- A native of Quebec
- A dialect of French language spoken in Quebec

Jean Chretien is Quebecois

by Tom September 19, 2004

cow pat

A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.

by ToM March 10, 2003

yosh

A favorite exclamation of Dr. Eggman.

"Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!"

by Tom December 2, 2003

minger

a nice person with the face of a bull dogs ass

look at that fuckin minger
that person is really minged out

by tom December 1, 2003

You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp.

Like, You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

by Tom May 2, 2003

mantle

a layer of red hot slush puppy underneath the earths crust.

ah, look at the pyroclastic flow and the beautiful slush puppy running over our house

by tom June 7, 2003