ToM's definitions

Basketball IQ

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.

Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.

by tom December 23, 2008

17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

by Tom January 1, 2004

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.

I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii

by tom July 20, 2004

dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.

From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"
Source: Tom, Minneapolis, MN

by Tom August 16, 2006

CS Player

omg, omg im such a noob 'l33t' 12 year old gay (from i-14)

Those people from i-14

by Tom March 18, 2003

cumcast

degrading name for the isp of comcast

cumcast has way to much lag

by tom December 5, 2003

Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

by Tom May 15, 2004