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The act of putting your fingers into your lovers anus, grabbing hold, then you twist your hands and pull your hand out causing them to shout in pain
by Tom December 9, 2004
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A mean-spirited name for a boy whose parents cruelly gave him to the name Hugo, in honor of a relative that has been dead for 60 years.
A mean-spirited name for a boy whose parents cruelly gave him to the name Hugo, in honor of a relative that has been dead for 60 years.
"Hugoesthere! Get away, I don't want to play with you during recess today! Na-nana-nana nah!"said the evil little boy names Tom.
by Tom December 9, 2004
Get the Hugoesthere mug.i) A trance-like state induced by excessive alcohol consumption.
ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.
ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.
"Goddamn, I'm gonna divorce my stupid ass husband, he got himself into another drunken stupor last night".
GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.
GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.
by Tom December 14, 2004
Get the stupor mug.A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.
by Tom December 14, 2004
Get the soom mug.An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.
by Tom December 16, 2004
Get the Fuck Jesus mug.A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.
Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.
by Tom December 16, 2004
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