Titus dyfilid's definitions
P1: Nousnow when I’m laying down she’s the best surprise. P2: you said she’s not even there though. P1: I k in all stupidity be the best surprise tho
by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.
Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!
by Titus dyfilid February 23, 2019

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

When you run in a convince store and scream “he’s got a gun”. Talking about yourself in third person, but when everyone looks at you in suspense your holding your dick.
by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

When you speak so intelligent and fluent with words, they is no action to upstruct because your life lived is subsequently absurd.
by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019
