Titus dyfilid's definitions

nousnow

When you are relaxing in heat watching movies anticipating bae to surprise you.

P1: Nousnow when I’m laying down she’s the best surprise. P2: you said she’s not even there though. P1: I k in all stupidity be the best surprise tho

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

Practily paralyzed

When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.

Man when I see a possible confrontation on this girls homefront I get Practily paralyzed.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Birthday bunked

When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.

Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!

by Titus dyfilid February 23, 2019

Drinkfaint

When you take a shot of whiskey every 3-4 hours just to keep that perfect faint buzz.

Man ppl real think I’m a drunk but I’m mer ca status sum drinkfaint lookin ass.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

Mennancemackadack

When you run in a convince store and scream “he’s got a gun”. Talking about yourself in third person, but when everyone looks at you in suspense your holding your dick.

Yo let’s go Mennancemackadack the movie theatre and we’ll be like peewee hermon.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

Yazaleafh

When your stress dichainy type jazz and the sweet leaf leave Yazaleafhed

I was stressing and took one hit was Yazaleafh (ed). 2: ya homie 100 game that real.

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

Audience silenced

When you speak so intelligent and fluent with words, they is no action to upstruct because your life lived is subsequently absurd.

It don’t take but a few words and I’ll leave any audience silenced

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019