When a man or woman goes on a sex rampage and has sex with numerous people as quickly as possible. This often occurs upon a bad beakup but this is not a requirement.
Billy pulled a wicked whoredozer after he dumped his girlfriend and slept with at least 30 women in less than two weeks, barely taking a break from one to the next and on some days tapping two or three without skipping a beat.
by Tittsmcgee July 23, 2018
When your cum shot is so thick it's the consistency of a gummy worm; you can play with it, stretch it without breaking it, and bite it's head off.
Zack blew the sweetest cummy worm on my chest last night. It was so thick I didn't even have to wipe it off, I just picked it up, bit its head off and tossed the rest in the trash.
by Tittsmcgee June 15, 2018
Dude, your mom has a sick rack. I'd like to motor boat the shit out of those titties. She's a total milmb!!
by Tittsmcgee June 09, 2017
When a woman's pubic hair gets a little unruly because she is camping and does not have access to proper facilities to tame the beast.
Rita apologized to us for her camping bush she was sporting while wearing her swimsuit on the boat during a week long camping trip.
by Tittsmcgee July 23, 2017
by Tittsmcgee May 27, 2017
When you take a load of cum in your mouth and follow it with a shot of lemon juice, mixing it up by shaking your head vigorously from side to side, before swallowing it.
Johnny took a hot cumment mixer off of Tanner tonight....he started to gag when the lemon juice curdled the cum in his mouth, but then swallowed it down like a champ.
by Tittsmcgee October 06, 2019
When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.
Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.
by Tittsmcgee July 22, 2018