The female ejaculate. It is sometimes mistaken for urine by the amateur; however, this sugary sweet nectar resembles the simple syrup you would use to make a delightful mojito.
Aubrey's girl was riding him so hard she squirted all over him and before cleaning himself up he used a long straw to suck the cooch syrup out of his belly button, savoring every last decadent drop.
by Tittsmcgee June 28, 2018
When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.
When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.
by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018
When looking at a member of the same sex and realizing that you have unknowingly loaded up your pants with a large amount of precum leaving you unsure of your true sexual orientation.
Tanner was sure he was only into women, but when he got done working out with his bros at the gym the other day he was surprised by the prison syrup he discovered in his underwear.
by Tittsmcgee July 03, 2017
Jamie doesn't remember what happened last night after work, but is pretty sure she got bukosbied because she woke up with dried cum on her face and several empty pudding cups in her bed.
by Tittsmcgee July 07, 2017
When a guy bangs his lady while she's on her period and after dropping a creamy load inside of her he laps up the frothy, warm, bloody cum as it trickles from her hot vagina.
Brandon enjoyed the delicious raspberry latte he made this morning after dumping a hot load in his girl's bleeding cooch. He still had a little on his chin when he got to work this morning.
by Tittsmcgee August 04, 2018
Similar to the kegel exercises women do but relative to the sphincter rather than the pelvic muscles.
Blair does her sphegel exercises religiously because she is an avid fan of anal sex and wants to maintain her rectal continence.
by Tittsmcgee January 26, 2020
When you shimmy your hips in circular type motion while on the toilet in an effort to cause your poo to coil up in the toilet.
Zack took such a huge crap this morning that he had to do the shit shimmy so it didn't lift him off the toilet.
by Tittsmcgee November 10, 2017