Definitions by Tittsmcgee
cumlixir
The creamy shot of hot cum that acts as a magical elixir for a sore throat; especially when you've spent the evening shouting over loud music at a country western bar.
My throat was so raw after being out last night and talking with my girlfriend over the music, but Tanner gave me a shot of his cumlixir when we got home and I felt so much better.
cumlixir by Tittsmcgee February 22, 2019
raspberry latte
When a guy bangs his lady while she's on her period and after dropping a creamy load inside of her he laps up the frothy, warm, bloody cum as it trickles from her hot vagina.
Brandon enjoyed the delicious raspberry latte he made this morning after dumping a hot load in his girl's bleeding cooch. He still had a little on his chin when he got to work this morning.
raspberry latte by Tittsmcgee August 4, 2018
whoredozer
When a man or woman goes on a sex rampage and has sex with numerous people as quickly as possible. This often occurs upon a bad beakup but this is not a requirement.
Billy pulled a wicked whoredozer after he dumped his girlfriend and slept with at least 30 women in less than two weeks, barely taking a break from one to the next and on some days tapping two or three without skipping a beat.
whoredozer by Tittsmcgee July 22, 2018
trojan finger
When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.
Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.
trojan finger by Tittsmcgee July 21, 2018
cooch syrup
The female ejaculate. It is sometimes mistaken for urine by the amateur; however, this sugary sweet nectar resembles the simple syrup you would use to make a delightful mojito.
Aubrey's girl was riding him so hard she squirted all over him and before cleaning himself up he used a long straw to suck the cooch syrup out of his belly button, savoring every last decadent drop.
cooch syrup by Tittsmcgee June 27, 2018
cummy worm
When your cum shot is so thick it's the consistency of a gummy worm; you can play with it, stretch it without breaking it, and bite it's head off.
Zack blew the sweetest cummy worm on my chest last night. It was so thick I didn't even have to wipe it off, I just picked it up, bit its head off and tossed the rest in the trash.
cummy worm by Tittsmcgee June 16, 2018
spidy cum
When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.
When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.
spidy cum by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018