35 definitions by Tittsmcgee
Dawn has a bunch of spermabilia, including used condoms, panties, and napkins with loads of dried cum in them. Sometimes she cheeks the load and then spits it into a sandwich bag.
by Tittsmcgee July 2, 2017
The creamy shot of hot cum that acts as a magical elixir for a sore throat; especially when you've spent the evening shouting over loud music at a country western bar.
My throat was so raw after being out last night and talking with my girlfriend over the music, but Tanner gave me a shot of his cumlixir when we got home and I felt so much better.
by Tittsmcgee February 23, 2019
When you take a cum shot into your mouth, add a gulp of champagne to it and let it blend in your mouth before swallowing it.
Smitty blew a load into Bethany's mouth, and before she swallowed it, he poured some champagne into her mouth so she could make a delicious spermosa before swallowing his creamy load.
by Tittsmcgee June 30, 2017
Dude, check out that beotch's nasty alpaca hoof. I thought she had a huge camel toe until I realized I was looking at her ass.
by Tittsmcgee May 27, 2017
Similar to the kegel exercises women do but relative to the sphincter rather than the pelvic muscles.
Blair does her sphegel exercises religiously because she is an avid fan of anal sex and wants to maintain her rectal continence.
by Tittsmcgee January 26, 2020
When a man or woman goes on a sex rampage and has sex with numerous people as quickly as possible. This often occurs upon a bad beakup but this is not a requirement.
Billy pulled a wicked whoredozer after he dumped his girlfriend and slept with at least 30 women in less than two weeks, barely taking a break from one to the next and on some days tapping two or three without skipping a beat.
by Tittsmcgee July 23, 2018
When your cum shot is so thick it's the consistency of a gummy worm; you can play with it, stretch it without breaking it, and bite it's head off.
Zack blew the sweetest cummy worm on my chest last night. It was so thick I didn't even have to wipe it off, I just picked it up, bit its head off and tossed the rest in the trash.
by Tittsmcgee June 15, 2018