prison syrup

When looking at a member of the same sex and realizing that you have unknowingly loaded up your pants with a large amount of precum leaving you unsure of your true sexual orientation.

Tanner was sure he was only into women, but when he got done working out with his bros at the gym the other day he was surprised by the prison syrup he discovered in his underwear.

by Tittsmcgee July 2, 2017

whoredozer

When a man or woman goes on a sex rampage and has sex with numerous people as quickly as possible. This often occurs upon a bad beakup but this is not a requirement.

Billy pulled a wicked whoredozer after he dumped his girlfriend and slept with at least 30 women in less than two weeks, barely taking a break from one to the next and on some days tapping two or three without skipping a beat.

by Tittsmcgee July 22, 2018

jabbin the slaw

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.

Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.

by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017

spidy cum

When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.

When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.

by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

cooch syrup

The female ejaculate. It is sometimes mistaken for urine by the amateur; however, this sugary sweet nectar resembles the simple syrup you would use to make a delightful mojito.

Aubrey's girl was riding him so hard she squirted all over him and before cleaning himself up he used a long straw to suck the cooch syrup out of his belly button, savoring every last decadent drop.

by Tittsmcgee June 27, 2018

bagonkie

When someone dies from being hit in the head by a penis.

Ryan died last night after Tanner hit him in the head with his penis. It was the first bagonkie I've ever witnessed and it was so messed up.

by Tittsmcgee April 5, 2024

bukakke handle

When a guy with a sweet ass mullet pulls the party in the back into a killer man bun.

We weren't sure how Derek's hair would look when he cut his beautiful long hair into a rad mullet, but his hipster man-bun is now a killer bukakke handle.

by Tittsmcgee July 3, 2017