Dude, your mom has a sick rack. I'd like to motor boat the shit out of those titties. She's a total milmb!!
by Tittsmcgee June 08, 2017
When others attempt to make you feel bad about yourself because of the amount of vodka you can consume.
My guy was totally vodka shaming me tonight when he saw me polish off a half gallon of vodka we picked up less than a week ago. I told him to fuck off and let me do me.
by Tittsmcgee May 05, 2020
by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017
The special needs babies that resulted from the adults who tasted Tide pods in an effort to disprove the safety concerns parents had of their babies ingesting them.
Justin thought it would be really funny to post a video of himself biting into a tide pod, but he wasn't laughing when his baby momma gave birth to a beautiful 9lb 10oz tide pod downy.
by Tittsmcgee March 10, 2018
by Tittsmcgee May 27, 2017
When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.
The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.
by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017
When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017