Tittsmcgee's definitions
When you shimmy your hips in circular type motion while on the toilet in an effort to cause your poo to coil up in the toilet.
Zack took such a huge crap this morning that he had to do the shit shimmy so it didn't lift him off the toilet.
by Tittsmcgee November 11, 2017
Get the shit shimmymug. Similar to the kegel exercises women do but relative to the sphincter rather than the pelvic muscles.
Blair does her sphegel exercises religiously because she is an avid fan of anal sex and wants to maintain her rectal continence.
by Tittsmcgee January 25, 2020
Get the sphegelmug. I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.
by Tittsmcgee November 1, 2017
Get the over the pants disco partymug. When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.
When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.
by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018
Get the spidy cummug. The special needs babies that resulted from the adults who tasted Tide pods in an effort to disprove the safety concerns parents had of their babies ingesting them.
Justin thought it would be really funny to post a video of himself biting into a tide pod, but he wasn't laughing when his baby momma gave birth to a beautiful 9lb 10oz tide pod downy.
by Tittsmcgee March 10, 2018
Get the tide pod downymug. by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017
Get the golden sprinklemug. Dude, your mom has a sick rack. I'd like to motor boat the shit out of those titties. She's a total milmb!!
by Tittsmcgee June 8, 2017
Get the milmbmug.