I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.
by Tittsmcgee October 29, 2017
One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 13, 2022
The creamy shot of hot cum that acts as a magical elixir for a sore throat; especially when you've spent the evening shouting over loud music at a country western bar.
My throat was so raw after being out last night and talking with my girlfriend over the music, but Tanner gave me a shot of his cumlixir when we got home and I felt so much better.
by Tittsmcgee February 23, 2019
Ryan died last night after Tanner hit him in the head with his penis. It was the first bagonkie I've ever witnessed and it was so messed up.
by Tittsmcgee April 06, 2024
Dawn has a bunch of spermabilia, including used condoms, panties, and napkins with loads of dried cum in them. Sometimes she cheeks the load and then spits it into a sandwich bag.
by Tittsmcgee July 02, 2017
When the receiver lays prone and restrained on their back while the giver stands over them and pisses onto their face with such force and volume that the receiver is fighting for air and struggling to breathe.
Brian was straining against the restraints and attempting, unsuccessfully, to get his mouth and nose out of the line of fire as Megan was relentlessly goldenboarding him.
by Tittsmcgee November 19, 2021
When a woman's pubic hair gets a little unruly because she is camping and does not have access to proper facilities to tame the beast.
Rita apologized to us for her camping bush she was sporting while wearing her swimsuit on the boat during a week long camping trip.
by Tittsmcgee July 23, 2017