act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her ass so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her buttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her anus
Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis
Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
to start out as a promising, incredibly attractive red headed female, meet success and turn into an anorexic coke sniffing rude shadow of ones former self while having delusions of royalty
When i saw the red queen on the movie poster for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, I went into a trancelike state and nearly killed myself trying to give myself fellatio
by TinoFett September 01, 2008
highly important; used as a basis to compare the importance of something to life as we know it; the best in its class
when used in conjunction with "your" can be a dergoatory slam used to indicate your sexual relations with somones mother while still serving as a basis for a positive comparison
when used in conjunction with "your" can be a dergoatory slam used to indicate your sexual relations with somones mother while still serving as a basis for a positive comparison
This is some good damn Ketel and 'cran it's like your mothers milk!
This new 3 Meg T1 is gonna be mothers milk.
This is some great lemonade Mr. Jones it's like your mothers milk.
This new 3 Meg T1 is gonna be mothers milk.
This is some great lemonade Mr. Jones it's like your mothers milk.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
engaging in violent doggy style sex with a large caucasian female while attempting to have her spell "good pig" on the wall with involuntarily thrown saliva
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
A disease of sexually obsessing over animated or live action magical female fairies. Females must posess short hair,slender bodies, large eyes, skimpy clothing and light feminine voices and wings; flying optional
Hi my name is Tom and I am a victim fairyphelia.
Rocco called Tino to co-star in a documentary about fairyphelia.
Since our health insurance is lapsed I can't take that boy to Applebee's after he sees the sequel to Ferngully because he's out of his fairyphelia medication.
Rocco called Tino to co-star in a documentary about fairyphelia.
Since our health insurance is lapsed I can't take that boy to Applebee's after he sees the sequel to Ferngully because he's out of his fairyphelia medication.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
when standing behind a bent over female, using the nail-side of your thumb and index finger to spread the cheeks directly around the anus
by TinoFett August 30, 2008