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Odo Chaser

a female who is in a relationship with an ugly male for the sole purpose of showing her dominance to someone she would rather sleep with but is afraid of
Once Jill hit puberty and shed her nerd cocoon she really became an Odo Chaser.
by TinoFett September 1, 2008
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junkyard

A highly intoxicated way of carrying yourself;

While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.
After about 15 drinks I go into junkyard mode.

Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.

He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.

What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
mugGet the junkyardmug.

similac

a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings
It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
mugGet the similacmug.

mothers milk

highly important; used as a basis to compare the importance of something to life as we know it; the best in its class

when used in conjunction with "your" can be a dergoatory slam used to indicate your sexual relations with somones mother while still serving as a basis for a positive comparison
This is some good damn Ketel and 'cran it's like your mothers milk!

This new 3 Meg T1 is gonna be mothers milk.

This is some great lemonade Mr. Jones it's like your mothers milk.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
mugGet the mothers milkmug.

asian pubes

derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.
She was cute but she has asian pubes.

Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
mugGet the asian pubesmug.

wishbone

when standing behind a bent over female, using the nail-side of your thumb and index finger to spread the cheeks directly around the anus
Lindsay loves a good wishbone while doing a line of coke
by TinoFett August 30, 2008
mugGet the wishbonemug.

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