defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.
She was cute but she has asian pubes.
Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
a female who is in a relationship with an ugly male for the sole purpose of showing her dominance to someone she would rather sleep with but is afraid of
by TinoFett September 01, 2008
A highly intoxicated way of carrying yourself;
While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.
While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.
After about 15 drinks I go into junkyard mode.
Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.
He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.
What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.
He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.
What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
to start out as a promising, incredibly attractive red headed female, meet success and turn into an anorexic coke sniffing rude shadow of ones former self while having delusions of royalty
When i saw the red queen on the movie poster for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, I went into a trancelike state and nearly killed myself trying to give myself fellatio
by TinoFett September 01, 2008