asian pubes

derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.

She was cute but she has asian pubes.

Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
by TinoFett June 09, 2006
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mouseketeer

act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her ass so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her buttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her anus

Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis
All Mr. Jones would have been a great swimming coach but was a known mouseketeer offender.
by TinoFett June 09, 2006
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cobra commander

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"
After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander
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wilbur slamming

engaging in violent doggy style sex with a large caucasian female while attempting to have her spell "good pig" on the wall with involuntarily thrown saliva
there's nothing like a night of law and order followed by wilbur slamming
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british breakfast

when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's
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british breakfast

defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's
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wishbone

when standing behind a bent over female, using the nail-side of your thumb and index finger to spread the cheeks directly around the anus
Lindsay loves a good wishbone while doing a line of coke
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