Retalipoo

A punishment from your kitty when you either 1. neglect the litter box. 2. leave them unattended for too long.

Armed with a giant supply of paper towels, I am on the hunt for more retalipoo.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 02, 2009

Fauxtweeter

A person who sets up a fake celebrity Twitter account.

I hope the fauxtweeter who set up the Darth Vader Twitter account gets busted. I thought that was for real!

by Tinkerbell Hilton July 08, 2009

Pantini

You take your girlfriend out to a nice urban swanky eatery and feed her martini after martini in the hopes that later she will take off her panties.

I took Kitty out for a pantini Saturday evening.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 28, 2009

One Tweet Wonder

Sending one tweet then you're done.

There is a great article today on the Slate about one tweet wonders.

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 08, 2009

trophy date

A trophy date is used to describe a hot young working woman who only dates men who are half thier age plus 7 years. The 7 years plus is a bonus measure added for luck purposes only.

I had a trophy date last night with a new guy working for Amazon.com.

by Tinkerbell Hilton May 28, 2009

Republicanista

Republicanistas are the new batch of younger republican women (read: under 40). Who can match socks, shoes, belts and purses. Oh my.

Meghan McCain has a super cute blogette and is quite the republicanista.

by Tinkerbell Hilton August 11, 2008

Donny

A dog nanny. Required when your especially naughy pooch gets kicked out of doggie daycare.

We've now resorted to obtaining a donny for Winnie. He got kicked out of his third doggie daycare.

by Tinkerbell Hilton July 17, 2009