wink wink work

Sexual favors are implied in the work duties.

Feline - "I'll be in town this week for work."

Johnny - "Is that wink wink work?"

Feline - "That remains to be seen."

by Tinkerbell Hilton March 04, 2011

Cookiethon

You're too lazy to walk or run in a 5K walkathon so you organize a cookiethon wherein you and your friends decorate cookies to sell and eat.

We raised over 3G's at the cookiethon last week. It was awesome charity without the exercise part.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 16, 2009

McBoobs

Manboobs caused by eating McRibs.

Greg developed McBoobs after eating a daily McRib.

by Tinkerbell Hilton January 27, 2011

Bad Kitty Book Club

A group of swanky and fun gal pals with razor sharp wits, a taste for frosty beverages, chocolate truffles, leopard-print anything and...oh, and they read.

Tess and I had a blast at the Bad Kitty Book Club eating truffles and comparing our latest designer duds.

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 08, 2009

Pantini

You take your girlfriend out to a nice urban swanky eatery and feed her martini after martini in the hopes that later she will take off her panties.

I took Kitty out for a pantini Saturday evening.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 28, 2009

Twittercrat

A politico from either party using Twitter as the sole means of communication.

Brad's turning into a Twittercrat. The guy never leaves his office on The Hill anymore.

by Tinkerbell Hilton July 08, 2009

Urban Dieting

People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.

Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009