by Tingle Likes Rupees October 04, 2016

A group of usually young men who obsess over, and pester different girls online (sometimes in person) acting like they are hot shit (but will also put down themselves just for your sympathy) and will block you on social media if they don't get what they want. It is so contradicting it is hilarious.
Also see fake.
Also see fake.
Everyone in the Fuckboy Squad asked me out at least once and then when I said no they blocked me so whatever.
by Tingle Likes Rupees February 16, 2017

A seductive girl you hook up on a whim whom gives you chlamydia, just like a crocodile sneaking up on you with its dangerous jaws.
That girl was a clapodile and she has sex with literally anyone. Gave my friend the clap, the poor guy. I think she has BPD.
by Tingle Likes Rupees March 01, 2018

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by Tingle Likes Rupees January 09, 2017

When you perfectly telegraph your emotions with body language and abnormal behavior, and no one notices.
by Tingle Likes Rupees June 13, 2013

A human in particular, that when Professor God made him/her in his lab, he made the mistake of knocking over a vial of Chemical Asshole, making them into a giant future backstabber and unproductive shit stain member to society. Thus creating the Fuckity Fuckboys.
by Tingle Likes Rupees February 18, 2017
