Timmy Leary's definitions

finger humping

when a female pleasures herself by inserting her finger into her vagina.

Elise can't come to the phone, she is busy finger humping in the shower

by timmy leary August 28, 2008

pretired

The state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. This person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.

When Gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was "pretired" and considered "deadweight".

by Timmy Leary September 17, 2010

pussy

The thing god gave women so men would talk to them.

Dude...Check out that camel toe, you should talk to her I bet she has one sweet pussy!

by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008

AK

The weapon of choice for when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother fucker in the room.

The room was full of terrorists so I cracked the AK and swept it clean!

by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008

Ragraid

When the family dog goes dumpster diving in the bathroom trash in search of used feminine hygine products.

Dammit Janet you didn't close the bathroom door and Fido went on a ragraid. I'm not cleaning up this stinking mess!

by Timmy Leary December 19, 2011

The shits of it

The state of being totally over something.

I totally need to move out of this backward town...I have the shits of it!

by timmy leary September 25, 2010

ragrage

The intense emotional response of a woman on her period when she becomes agitated by something.

Dude don't go near Angie today she has ragrage, she'll screech at you for anything.

by Timmy Leary December 19, 2011