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pretired

The state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. This person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.
When Gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was "pretired" and considered "deadweight".
by Timmy Leary September 17, 2010
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gibbly

The retarded made up name of an overated automobile.
People describe their auto as gibbly when they think it is all that when in fact it is just a common auto.
Hey dude thats really gibbly, no its not its a junker put together. You just like it because you think Mustangs are cool.
by Timmy Leary September 23, 2010
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The shits of it

The state of being totally over something.
I totally need to move out of this backward town...I have the shits of it!
by timmy leary September 25, 2010
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making chowder

A term used to describe a woman who is finger banging so forcefully that her vagina actually drips a liquid similar in appearance and odor to New England clam chowder. If she engages in this behavior while riding the red cotton pony the liquid takes on the appearance of Manhattan clam chowder.
Dude whats that smell... Oh thats just Jill making chowder in the bedroom. Man thats one horny bitch!
by Timmy Leary August 17, 2010
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pussy

The thing god gave women so men would talk to them.
Dude...Check out that camel toe, you should talk to her I bet she has one sweet pussy!
by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008
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AK

The weapon of choice for when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother fucker in the room.
The room was full of terrorists so I cracked the AK and swept it clean!
by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008
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finger humping

when a female pleasures herself by inserting her finger into her vagina.
Elise can't come to the phone, she is busy finger humping in the shower
by timmy leary August 28, 2008
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