junderpants

jeans that are purposefully cut off short to be worn as underpants.

This never-nude wears junderpants in the shower.

by TimmerOU812 June 22, 2012

Hornk

A BOOGER that is accidentally shot out of a nostril, usually while holding in a hearty laugh, resulting in the random projection of the snot ball.

I'm glad that chick didn't see my HORNK go into her popcorn at the movie last night.

by TimmerOU812 November 30, 2014

Gaunchie Pull

verb - pulling anothers underpants in an upward fashion from the front of the underclothing - the result can be and often is a squishing of the penis or testes in a painful manner. Similar to a Wedgie except the pulling occurs from the front of the individual.

I've walked with a limp ever since that gaunchie pull in grade 7.

by TimmerOU812 July 18, 2020

nocturnal mission

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.

I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.

by TimmerOU812 April 24, 2017

tasticle

The act of licking the testes.

Hey boy would you like a tasticle.

by TimmerOU812 June 20, 2012

Massagenistic

When your massage therapist hits that magical spot giving you that special spine tingling feeling.

When your tongue hit my wenis it felt massagenistic.

by TimmerOU812 June 29, 2023

Weebie Geebies

A spine tingling feeling that radiates through your entire body.

I thought I'd get a shrinky dink when i got out of the pool.... but it was just the weebie geebies.

by TimmerOU812 June 29, 2023