Mr. Douchebag

A Song by Your Favorite Martian.

"Dear Mr. Douchebag,

we all agree that,

you are a DUMBASS!

Why cant you see that?"

by TimeIsntTicking June 05, 2022

Pog

Pog is a slang to represent excitement. It is also a meme, and it originated from Pogchamp.

"I just hit a 90 crank bro!"
"POG!"

by TimeIsntTicking June 05, 2022

🍆💦

"🍆💦" is an emoji way of saying "Ejaculate" or "Nutted". The Eggplant represents a Penis, and the Water Droplets represents Semen.

On Text:
"🍆💦 👅?"

"😏 👍"

by TimeIsntTicking June 05, 2022

Wig Split

Wig Splitting is what happens when wigs get split ends due to the usage of hot styling tools, as the heat damages the hair and saps the moisture, resulting in brittle, split ends. Since wigs do not receive natural oils and nutrients from the scalp, it will not repair like natural hair and the damage is permanent.

"My wig got split!"
"Its called Wig Split, and its irreversible, meaning you need to get a new wig."

by TimeIsntTicking June 05, 2022

F

The English letter "F" can be used as a way to pay respects to fallen humans, and/or a stock market term for Ford Motor Company. (aka. Ford)

"Press F to pay respects."

"The stock for F has just went down by 5.6 percent!"

by TimeIsntTicking June 05, 2022

💀

"💀" is the emoji form of saying "Deadass?" or "Bruh".

"nahh bro built like a skiddle 💀💀💀"
"more that i think about it i do think hes built like donald trump ngl 💀💀💀"
"💀"

by TimeIsntTicking June 05, 2022

Taradiddle

Taradiddle means Bogus, Nonsense or a Lie. Also a slang for "I have a Dad/Girlfriend".

This word sounds so Taradiddle!
You having a girlfriend = taradiddle.

by TimeIsntTicking June 05, 2022