TimFS's definitions

italian

Originating from Italy. A genuine Italian is not the same as an Italian-American, the latter of which is a product of a bastardisation and incredibly innacurate representation of Italian culture. Although whether straight Italian or Italian-American, most of them gesticulate with their hands a lot, even when on the phone. This might also be a false stereotype, though

Yeah, this is real "Italian" Pizza.

by TimFS December 28, 2004

Gröûp X

A 3-piece rap group who are supposedly Middle-Eastern, given their accents, but are really Americans, having a laugh. Despite this, they are as funny as hell.
They have created songs such as their version on Super Mario Twins, Schififty-Five, and Bang Bang Bang

All I want, BANG BANG BANG!

by TimFS January 5, 2005

norway

A country that is better than Kenya.
Main exports: Black Metal, Vikings, Cross-country skiing (not really an export).

The scenery has inspired many an atmospheric metal band. Oh, and A-ha (y'know, with the Take On Me song?).

Come to Norway, it's better than Kenya!

by TimFS January 16, 2005

living colour

Anal Cunt's favourite "black metal" band.

Living Colour Are My Favourite Black Metal Band

by TimFS December 27, 2004

Finland

Country situated in Northern Europe in between Sweden and Russia. 2/3 of the country is just lakes. National language is Finnish (of the Finno-Ugric family of languages) although a small minority also speak Swedish. Famous for its typically tall, blond haired people, famous motor racing champions (such as Mika Hakkinen, Keke Rosberg and Tomi Makinen), Santa Claus (supposedly), good bands such as Children Of Bodom, Impaled Nazarene and Nightwish (fronted by the stunning Tarja Turunen), not so great but strangely more popular bands such as HIM and The Rasmus, Nokia, saunas, high suicide rates and getting very drunk.

Finland is a cool country.

by TimFS October 24, 2004

king diamond

Born Kim Bendix Petersen in Denmark, King Diamond was the singer in Mercyful Fate before forming his own band. Famous for his multi-octave range, supposed association with LaVey Satanism and having a greater lyrical talent than many native English speakers.

King Diamond is your lord and master.

by TimFS October 24, 2004

limey bastard

An insult from an American railed at a British person for often trivial matters such as not conforming to their spellings, such as "colour/color". This is done without taking into consideration that the American spelling is just a regional variation, and that the British can't be incorrect because it is the land where the English language was conceived and the first people to speak it.

"You limey bastards can't spell color right!"

by TimFS October 24, 2004