Tim's definitions

beyer

a fucking lame ass high skool that is full of preps and jocks

a high school with a ton of popular kids such as preps and jocks and very little stonner kids

by tim January 28, 2005

guzzler

- medical condition where cum slingers have to have their stomach pupmed due to over active sausage munching
- where by one drowns in ones' sposes cum

carol is a guzzler

by tim February 4, 2004

crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

by Tim August 22, 2004

shrooming

To trip on shrooms.

I was frying balls. I shroomed so hard I thought the orange frisbee was a god.

by Tim March 13, 2003

peckerwoods

plural of peckerwood. white folks. honkeys. crackers.

Look at all these peckerwoods shopping at the Gap.

by Tim June 18, 2006

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

Swamp Balls

The swamp like feeling when your balls get sweaty.....also see swamp slap

I have swamp balls after sitting in my hot ass room!

by Tim February 9, 2004