Tim's definitions

Apple Tax

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.

Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.

by Tim January 18, 2008

whino

A person who consistantly whines or cries a lot.

Stop being such a big whino!

by Tim January 22, 2005

Stinger

Similar to the well known shocker. Except it is two in the stink, one in the pink.

If the shocker won't do it, the stinger will.

Stingers for life!

by Tim December 28, 2004

juculate

nervous behavior i.e. swinging legs, twitching,etc...

Shan, sit still and quit juculating!

by tim October 31, 2003

funka

crazy, cool the shit

that would be funka

by tim October 20, 2003

Fartknocker

a kind of weasel of the two-legged variety.

That was such a low thing to do, Jack. You are a real fartknocker.

by Tim January 5, 2003

Mossup

It's actually really scary what a Mossup is.

Lives in the garden, they're magical, but they look really creepy.

Look up "The Rigglers"

by Tim March 23, 2005