Tim's definitions

yankbadger

a stereotypical american, loves anything thats big pollutes the atmosphere and if it makes him fatter all the better, general retred

"that yankbadger built a car with a groundclearance of 5 feet

by tim January 6, 2005

wm

washing machine, featurs including "A" class energy rating and MAX FACTOR to dazzle the hunnies with "spin dry" mode

look at wm spin, it's so ill

by Tim March 23, 2003

sauced

Having too much to drink,
Similar words: plastered, hammered, trashed

my mom is sauced after that party

by Tim October 12, 2003

jugulate

to kill by slitting the throat

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka

by Tim April 7, 2004

gooey eyed

The way ppl feel wen they cant STOP thinking about there beautiful girl friend

wow soph im soo gooey eyed atm....

by Tim February 23, 2005

hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.

The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".

by tim August 20, 2004

pubesplode

When your pubes spontaneously explode, triggering a chain reaction which causes your entire body to explode. After the violent explosion, your remains come back together forcefully like a black hole and contract themselves down into one single, giant pube.

In the middle of Thursday brunch, Thomas unexpectedly pubesploded. After we recovered from the blinding flash, all we found of his remains was one long, giant pube in the middle of his chair.

by Tim March 31, 2004