Tim's definitions

scouser

People from Liverpool. Like everyone else expect with an exaggerated accent. Yes like you, or in fact me. Some are "scum" but then again I imagine everywhere in the country has twats living there. So all you pricks from manchester, get a job and stop bitching about a place you can't afford to get to because you support several kids, have a drink problem and scav off the dole :)

i saw a scouser today, la

by Tim December 4, 2004

Leoni

Sexy lil lady with sexy attitude

Leoni... The girl I love...

by Tim October 14, 2004

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003

halo

1. n. a completely awesome game made for X-box that only morons dislike because they are bitter that they only have a PS2.

HALO is another example of why X-box kicks ass

by Tim April 5, 2004

Subway map

Used By two or more Friends or people that are about to Pipe a girl. OR have sex with her

Yo Son lets run a subway map on this chick.

by Tim September 3, 2004

CO

A term used to refer to a corrections officer.

Shithead CO's often turn a blind eye to jailhouse violence.

by Tim April 10, 2005

nector

sweet, gnarly, awesome

That backside 540 that kid just did was nector.

by Tim January 2, 2004