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The middle seat between two guys in the back of a car where the 'smallest' people are stuck to make more room in a small ride.
by Tiger Whyte July 23, 2015
Get the bitch seat mug.Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017
Get the commie queef mug.Chonk is an internet slang term used to describe overweight cats that grew popular in the late summer of 2018 after a photoshopped chart of cat body-fat indexes renamed the "Chonk" scale grew popular on Twitter and Reddit. Additionally, "Oh Lawd He Comin'," the final level of the Chonk Chart, was adopted as an online catchphrase used to describe large objects, animals or people. It is not to be confused with the Saturday Night Live sketch of the same name.
The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.
The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.
Man 1: The top definition for "Chonk" as of writing is incorrect about the origin of "Chonk".
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.
by Tiger Whyte July 7, 2019
Get the Chonk mug.Toxic male behaviour by people who overly use the word "bro", "i fuck with that", and other cringey pseudo meme-speak.
Man 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Jake Paul?"
Man 2: "Don't say that name around here, you'll bring in all that nasty bro energy
Man 2: "Don't say that name around here, you'll bring in all that nasty bro energy
by Tiger Whyte April 29, 2019
Get the nasty bro energy mug."What" and "why" at the same time. Often used in text messaging when one types "what" but hits "y" instead of "t".
by Tiger Whyte November 3, 2017
Get the Whay mug.A type of bandage associated with engineers of any sort (i.e. electrical, mechanical, etc) because of the simple yet effective design, consisting of some sort of absorbent material such as paper towel, and tape such as black vinyl electrical tape to hold the absorbent material in place.
Example 1:
I cut my finger on my car's frame when I dropped the transmission, so I needed an engineer's bandage to finish working on it.
Example 2:
Man 1: What's that black tape on your finger for?
Man 2: I cut my finger working on my car's transmission so I had to make an engineer's bandage.
I cut my finger on my car's frame when I dropped the transmission, so I needed an engineer's bandage to finish working on it.
Example 2:
Man 1: What's that black tape on your finger for?
Man 2: I cut my finger working on my car's transmission so I had to make an engineer's bandage.
by Tiger Whyte May 9, 2018
Get the engineer's bandage mug.Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.
by Tiger Whyte February 27, 2017
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