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Chonk is an internet slang term used to describe overweight cats that grew popular in the late summer of 2018 after a photoshopped chart of cat body-fat indexes renamed the "Chonk" scale grew popular on Twitter and Reddit. Additionally, "Oh Lawd He Comin'," the final level of the Chonk Chart, was adopted as an online catchphrase used to describe large objects, animals or people. It is not to be confused with the Saturday Night Live sketch of the same name.
The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.
The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.
Man 1: The top definition for "Chonk" as of writing is incorrect about the origin of "Chonk".
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.
by Tiger Whyte July 7, 2019
Get the Chonk mug."What" and "why" at the same time. Often used in text messaging when one types "what" but hits "y" instead of "t".
by Tiger Whyte November 3, 2017
Get the Whay mug.A slur used by people who are bad at online gaming. It stands for Nasty Ass Young Generation Over-entitled Retard, referring to how gamers tend to be unintelligent, overweight, younger people with entitlement issues (such as parents who pay for everything)
Player 1: "dude I just got sniped from 3 miles away"
Player 2: "Probably some NAYGOR in his mom's basement"
Player 2: "Probably some NAYGOR in his mom's basement"
by Tiger Whyte January 28, 2023
Get the Naygor mug.Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017
Get the commie queef mug.The middle seat between two guys in the back of a car where the 'smallest' people are stuck to make more room in a small ride.
by Tiger Whyte July 23, 2015
Get the bitch seat mug.Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.
by Tiger Whyte February 27, 2017
Get the flawless victory mug.Toxic male behaviour by people who overly use the word "bro", "i fuck with that", and other cringey pseudo meme-speak.
Man 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Jake Paul?"
Man 2: "Don't say that name around here, you'll bring in all that nasty bro energy
Man 2: "Don't say that name around here, you'll bring in all that nasty bro energy
by Tiger Whyte April 29, 2019
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