Philly Fakeout

get a girl from behind...spit on her back so she thinks u busted and then.... when she turns around to see the action... BAMMM... bust in her face.

" i gave a girl the bigges philly ever! She was covered!"-tim

by Tim February 25, 2004

Jeekus Lou

Used as an "ism." Often used to express reactions to unbelievably stupid, random, or anything else worthy of saying Jeekus Lou, because hey, even if it doesn't make sense it still sounds cool.

Also, Jeekus is Jesus, and Lou is his mechanic. And Cal Poly Owns UCSB. That is all

Jeekus Lou Tim! I can't believe you did that to Amanda!

Jeekus Lou Tim! You are so corny!

Tim, Jeekus Lou!

by Tim May 11, 2004

elezar

he is fat and a podge and is *different* he always asks for food, the fat krab

david podgy elazar levi dakota 2005

by Tim April 04, 2005

pheng

big asian man, likes the cock, sucks at diablo, and jacks off to Final Fantasy characters

Pheng is gay.

by tim January 08, 2004

firewood

Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.

i'm going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.

by Tim August 07, 2003

tween

8-14 year old's. Generally female. Trying desprately to be a teenager but still a child. Spends on average 1-2 billion dollars a year. A product of celebrity influences. Support celebrities such as Hilary Duff, Lindsey Lohan and Delta Goodrem.

Nearly all females in the tween age group. Use slang such as 'lyk' instead of 'like' 'h8' instead of 'hate', ect.

by tim March 29, 2005

varder

see
from Palomi, homosexual slang whose usage died out as homosexuality became more open during the 1960s

bona to varder your eek - good to see your face

by Tim December 08, 2003