TiM's definitions

911

1) A British boyband
2) Porsche automobile
3) September 11, 2001

1) 911 sang some of the finest music in the whole world during the late 1990's like "Love Sensation" which got included in the Casper the Friendly Ghost OST starring Christina Ricci.

2) Porsche 911 is the flagship model of Porsche and comes in many variants like the 415-Horsepower 911 Turbo

3) Although putting a slash between the 9 and 11 would make more sense, people just write "9/11" without the slash; otherwise, it is the darkest day in American history since Pearl Harbor

by Tim April 5, 2004

halo

1. n. a completely awesome game made for X-box that only morons dislike because they are bitter that they only have a PS2.

HALO is another example of why X-box kicks ass

by Tim April 5, 2004

jugulate

to kill by slitting the throat

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka

by Tim April 7, 2004

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 7, 2004

theerichardsmart

A very loving and understanding individual who cares about others yet does not avoid the truth.

"Awwwww thats a real theerichardsmart"

by Tim April 10, 2004

glorthok

revised definition:

Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded.
2. Any person such as Hitler or Ghandi capable of influencing the masses to do their will, whether for better or for worse.
3. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof.
4. A stupid people (sic).

The Nuremberg rallies

by Tim April 14, 2004

ismk

1. see ismk.net

2. Used to be a clan, now a symbol of how the internet is ruined.

You =ISMK= clan think yo so hot, but really you're not!

by Tim April 19, 2004