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nevermore

Greatest fucking power/thrash metal band around. Intelligent lyrics, and in a time when most metal is bland and sounds the same, Nevermore is unique.
Warrel Dane has amazing vocals, and same for Jeff Loomis for guitar.
Dead heart in a dead world.
by Tim August 15, 2004
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Aw Crud!

A subsitute word for crap. A word that isn't as cursed as crap. Instead of 'crap,' people use 'crud' because they think 'crap' is too effensive. A mad saying of 'crud,' except it's 'Aw Crud.'
Aw Crud! That bossy asshole told me to movie my freakin' car!
by Tim August 16, 2004
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Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.
1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.
by Tim August 16, 2004
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Teletubbie

Four giggling freak-tards that arised from the sky giving children a hard time watching TV. Non-stop assholes giggling with glee by annoying millions of people every second.

A mild form of "f**k" and a minor form of "screw."

Chaos that occurs often; bad days for people when having trouble with anything.

A drug. A drug that has large amounts of nicotine and weed, may cause strong brain damage; an illegal drug; strong dope.
1. Stop acting such a Teletubbie, John.
2. I knew I have acted like a selfish Teletubbie at Bob's party.

3. My students started Teletubbies in my class, it drived me Bonkers!
4. The Teletubbies ruckuss in my retirement home drived the elders crazy!

5. Teletubbies that.
6. Teletubbies you.
7. Teletubbiesin' a-hole!
8. What the Teletubbies?
9. Teletubbies you guys.

10. He was smoking some Teletubbies last night.
11. As Michelangelo said, "never smoke Teletubbies!"
by Tim August 17, 2004
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William Hung

guy who can't sing whom got a record contract. he usually screws up the lyrics, and isn't original in any of his songs, for he never wrote one of his own songs.
She Bangs: Ricky Martin
I Believe I can fly: R. Kelly or me first and the gimmes
YMCA: the village people
Can you feel the love tonight: Elton john
by Tim August 17, 2004
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troll train

The Troll Train, Derives From the word Trullus Trainial, which in term dipicts the greek hero Trollculease, who was a fierce fighter in the battle of Troy.

This man was somewhat deformed, had long pointy ears, and a body that looked like a train carriage, thus bringing this hero to life as:

Train Troll

1240 - 1032 Bc
"Rest Well Dear Troll"
The Svenska Troll From aberdeen,
The Italian Troll from Berlin,
The Train with a troll painted on the side from Scunthorpe,uk
by Tim August 18, 2004
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Troll Poll

Troll Poll was a Large stick like object measuring rougly 7 feet in length and 5 inches in diametre,

This poll was used to prod Trolls that had lost there way during the great Troll migration between Quebek and capetown in the year 1560 Bc.
Useage As Follows:

1) Troll Walks Wrong Way
2) Aim Troll Poll At Trolls Abdemen
3) Apply Forcefull Pressure to the end of the pole
4) Poke the Troll in the Abdomen.
5) Troll Walks In Correct Direction.
by Tim August 18, 2004
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