Thy Nguyen's definitions

Kraut-fever

Someone who has a thing for Germans. A person who is fond of German culture, German people, and Germany in general. Similar to yellow fever.

Thy - I only want to date German guys.
Lonelle - What's with you and German dudes lately?
Thy - I don't know what it is, I think I must have Kraut-fever.

by Thy Nguyen May 20, 2013

Flattergusted

Experiencing both feelings of flattery and disgust simultaneously.

When your boyfriend's creepy friend suggests a threesome with the two of you.

"What's wrong?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend's creepy friend suggested a threesome with the two of us."
"How do you feel about that?"
"Totally flattergusted."

by Thy Nguyen March 6, 2014

DUBs

D - Drunken
U - Unexplained
B - Bruises

Bruises of unknown origin that occur while in an inebriated state and appear the morning after a bender.

"Oh god, I drank so much I blacked out last night, I woke up naked, and feeling violated, with jizz in my hair and covered with DUBs"

Mystery bruises, wasted welts, drunken bruises, alcofalls

by Thy Nguyen January 26, 2009

meat-flap mama

A woman with a large vagina or very large labia lips.

"Well I've heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?"

"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"

by Thy Nguyen October 21, 2008

suitchebag

A douchebag outfitted in a suit.

"What's with all the suitchebags at the bar tonight?"

by Thy Nguyen October 18, 2008

embracist

One who embraces the racism. A person that is of any other persuasion than caucasian that tells racist jokes or speaks with racial slurs.
One who finds humour in racial slurs, and not taking the too seriously.

"That joke you just told is racist!"

"Hey it's ok because I'm not racist, I'm an embracist."

by Thy Nguyen October 20, 2008

hate-flirting

When two people rag on each other when they are secretly sleeping together. Also used as a type of foreplay, and usually comes as a predecessor to "hate-fucking".

"Wow Mike was really mean to Susie today."

"No I heard they are having an affair, so they were probably hate-flirting with each other."

by Thy Nguyen February 22, 2009