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A person you deeply despise who you would often call a dick or a cock. But, this person, you hate so much, it is simply not enough to say just dick, so dickcock is used.
"You fucking dickcock"
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by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
Get the Spazmoiditis mug.With the younger generations which I am apart of myself, Essex Boys tend to think they are hard just because they got the latest Gucci and got parents ballin' in the money, they ride around the county with their scooters and BMX's and live on a diet of McDonald's McFlurrys they stole and Energy drinks, however some of us are a bit more like me, a bit shyer, very introverted, hard working and respectful to others in public at the very least.
When it comes to Essex Girls, only a part of the stereotype is true. No Essex girls wear fucking Stilettos, fact. And not all say 'you alright love?' every two fucking seconds, however only a couple do actually do that. The part that is true, is that Essex Girls are for the most part, very slutty and gravitate towards the traditional 'Cool Guy' who they will inevitable suck off everyday after school and then start dating only to break up 2 hours later. They wear extremely tight and short skirts to school, that throughout the day will 'conveniently' creep up their body to the point where their ass is almost exposed. Their faces are approximately 70% makeup and these girls jump to conclusions quicker than Usain Bolt can do the fucking 100m sprint. They often wear shorts, maybe skinny half ripped jeans, extremely tight leggings, mini skirt, crop tops, latest Adidas and Nike shit, ten tonnes of makeup, perfume and more fucking perfume, Victoria Secret shit or just any bra or panties that make you look a fucking slut.
When it comes to Essex Girls, only a part of the stereotype is true. No Essex girls wear fucking Stilettos, fact. And not all say 'you alright love?' every two fucking seconds, however only a couple do actually do that. The part that is true, is that Essex Girls are for the most part, very slutty and gravitate towards the traditional 'Cool Guy' who they will inevitable suck off everyday after school and then start dating only to break up 2 hours later. They wear extremely tight and short skirts to school, that throughout the day will 'conveniently' creep up their body to the point where their ass is almost exposed. Their faces are approximately 70% makeup and these girls jump to conclusions quicker than Usain Bolt can do the fucking 100m sprint. They often wear shorts, maybe skinny half ripped jeans, extremely tight leggings, mini skirt, crop tops, latest Adidas and Nike shit, ten tonnes of makeup, perfume and more fucking perfume, Victoria Secret shit or just any bra or panties that make you look a fucking slut.
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Well we've all heard of the Ghost Busters, so the Thot Busters are essentially the same thing, but instead of killing ghosts, they bust down thots.
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Get the ThotBusters mug.Braintree is a decently large town in Essex, England 15 miles west of Colchester and 10 miles northeast of Chelmsford City. The last known population record of Braintree was taken in 2014, where the population was about 150,000, if since then, the population growth has continued at the same rate, then it is estimated that the population as of 2019 is probably about 154,000. Braintree lies on the River Brain while Bocking lies on the River Blackwater, the two are often referred to together as Braintree and Bocking. Braintree has a football club, Braintree Town FC, nicknamed The Iron, and they will next season (19/20) be competing in the National South (6th Division). Braintree is bypassed by the A120 and the A131.
Braintree is twinned with Pierrefitte-sur-Seine in France and has given its name to Braintree, Massachusetts and Braintree, Vermont in the US of A.
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Braintree is twinned with Pierrefitte-sur-Seine in France and has given its name to Braintree, Massachusetts and Braintree, Vermont in the US of A.
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