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Spazmoiditis

Can be contracted when you come into contact with a spaz / spazmoid , when contracted your brain will succumb to ways of the spaz people within a couple days of the infection setting foot into your bloodstream, therefore, making you, a bloody spazmoid.
"I think I contracted a serious case of Spazmoiditis"
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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Thot Patrol

A group of specially qualified individuals (almost always men) who are tasked with the objective of patrolling the local town/city centre, schools, alleyways to observe and monitor Thot activity and growth. Those associated with the Thot Patrol are trained in stealth to infiltrate Thot territory and eradicate the group to protect the local people from such thots by negotiation or militaristic action, whatever is needed will be done.
"I'm excited to join The Thot Patrol ranks"
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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Nonce Patrol

A group of highly trained individual tasked with mobile and online eradication of nonces. Daily jobs consist of many things from diving deep into the realm of Tik Tok, observing Danielle Cohn's YouTube comment section, and on foot operations involving the physical take down of nonces, and sentencing. All jobs are co-ordinated by highly intelligent people, determined to eradicated the noncery in this world.

Ranks can be earnt with good service, beginners are given the rank of Private, and can work their way up to Chief Nonce Destroyer.
"I'm excited to join The Nonce Patrol ranks"
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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User name

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.
"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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ThotBusters

Well we've all heard of the Ghost Busters, so the Thot Busters are essentially the same thing, but instead of killing ghosts, they bust down thots.
Who you gonna call

ThotBusters!!!!!!!!
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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Ah Shit... Here We Again

CJ's iconic line from GTA: San Andreas. It has recently exploded into a meme.
CJ: Ah shit... Here we again.
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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Fuck Sake

What I say when my definitions are rejected.

So how about this one?
'Definition not published'

Me: Fuck Sake
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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