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by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
Get the Fuck Sakemug. CJ: Ah shit... Here we again.
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
Get the Ah Shit... Here We Againmug. A group of highly trained individual tasked with mobile and online eradication of nonces. Daily jobs consist of many things from diving deep into the realm of Tik Tok, observing Danielle Cohn's YouTube comment section, and on foot operations involving the physical take down of nonces, and sentencing. All jobs are co-ordinated by highly intelligent people, determined to eradicated the noncery in this world.
Ranks can be earnt with good service, beginners are given the rank of Private, and can work their way up to Chief Nonce Destroyer.
Ranks can be earnt with good service, beginners are given the rank of Private, and can work their way up to Chief Nonce Destroyer.
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
Get the Nonce Patrolmug. A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.
Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"
Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
Get the Nice Guys Finish Lastmug. Song contest held every single year in Europe. There is what as called The Big 6, The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the hosting country, these 6 automatically qualify for the Grand Finale, all the other countries however, have to qualify through the semi-finale.
It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.
In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.
This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.
In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.
This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
Get the Eurovision Song Contestmug. Braintree is a decently large town in Essex, England 15 miles west of Colchester and 10 miles northeast of Chelmsford City. The last known population record of Braintree was taken in 2014, where the population was about 150,000, if since then, the population growth has continued at the same rate, then it is estimated that the population as of 2019 is probably about 154,000. Braintree lies on the River Brain while Bocking lies on the River Blackwater, the two are often referred to together as Braintree and Bocking. Braintree has a football club, Braintree Town FC, nicknamed The Iron, and they will next season (19/20) be competing in the National South (6th Division). Braintree is bypassed by the A120 and the A131.
Braintree is twinned with Pierrefitte-sur-Seine in France and has given its name to Braintree, Massachusetts and Braintree, Vermont in the US of A.
//en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braintree,_Essex
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Braintree is twinned with Pierrefitte-sur-Seine in France and has given its name to Braintree, Massachusetts and Braintree, Vermont in the US of A.
//en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braintree,_Essex
Copy that link with https: at the beginning to look at more info, I ain't got enough time to post it all.
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
Get the Braintreemug. by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
Get the Englandmug.