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Yurla

Pheonetic (yur-l-a) sounds like (grr-ul-a)

Usually said after "Oh" and sometimes before "Anderson"

Meaning yes, originated from the word "yea".
Sometimes implies "yes this is as hott as Pam Anderson".
Also is used as a greeting, often in cunjuncion with a secret handshake.

Invented from a group of guys who call themselves "Shoosh". From a quote in an early Comic based video game for the nintendo system, "oh yea" sounded like "oh yurl", over time the word became associated with Pamela Anderson, getting the final A sound to make the phrase, "Oh Yurla Anderson". The word has been shortened to "Yurla" meaning "Yea" or "Yes" and is part of, but not limited to a common greeting among "shoosh" members. It is usually said with enthusiasticly high and low inflections in the voice.
"You are so Ka Yurla Andersonly Awsome!"
Responce: "Oh Yurla"
by Thomual September 18, 2005
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Jerry Falwell

Prominant Public face of the "Religious Right".

Jerry Falwell started the famous, "Moral Majority" which helped establish christianity as a political lobying group and helped get Regan, both Bushes, and many other politicians elected.

Founded Liberty University, the largest Christian University in the USA. Basically runns Lynchburg Virginia.

Jerry Falwells face frequents Crossfire, and Donehue as well as many other mediums such as Fox News, Daystar, and The Old time Gospel Hour. He's known all
around as the most outspoken and "on the wing" conservatives in America.

As only Christian on Television who is willing to say what nobody else has the gutts to, he getts alot of flack for saying alot of bold statements such as, "Mohamid was a Terrorist", and "911 happened becasue of the evils of America like sex on TV, abortion, and Homosexuality."

The terrorists bombed us because our society offends their sense of morality and it probably offends God too. Not because Jerry Falwell says you're going to Hell. And if you have a problem with him saying that, Either ignore it, because its not true, or if it is true, do something about it and turn to Jesus and stop your complaining. Like Jerry Falwell says, "None of you have to go to hell unless you put yourself there. Jesus is knocking on the door of your life. Won't you let him in?"
"The Decline of the male role in society can be narrowed down to two things. Sex on TV, and Internet Porn."

~Jerry Falwell
by Thomual October 8, 2005
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cooleo

Meaning Cool

Said in a cool way.

Also a Rapper
random person: "I like that hat you've got on"

cool guy: "cooleo"
by Thomual December 28, 2005
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cooleo

Meaning Cool

Said in a cool way.

Also a Rapper
random person: "I like that hat you've got on"
random person: "I like that hat you've got on"

cool guy: "cooleo"
by Thomual December 28, 2005
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cartilage

1. n. The hard (but softer than bone) stuff in your body that holds it together. Your nose and ears are made of cartilage, as well as Sharks skeletons and that crappy hard stuff in your meat.
"Did you see that episode of Ultimate Fighter? The guy broke the cartilage in his nose right in half!"
by Thomual October 21, 2005
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indunction munction

n. (In-dunk-shun Monk-shun)

In English, it means, "Induction motion"

(Variation of the words: Induciton, function, motion, gumption, presumption, petition, monk, emption (to buy).)

1. An official verbal petition during a Shoosh society meeting to be inducted into the society.

The prospective member must first make his motion, or "munction" as it is called during meetings, by giving a case as to why he or she should be accepted.

The elders of the club then usually haze or pretend to haze them until they are satisfied, and have had a thorough laugh. If they are satisfied, the prospective must then claim a ball, demand clergy in the name of that ball with the phrase, "I hereby now demand clergy". Once clergy has been demanded, he or she must then raise their fist and proclaim the sacred word, "Shoosh"!

If the other members also raise their fists and universally shout "Shoosh"! The induction ceremony is complete, and the new member is accepted.

(yes this is a real club and this really happens!)
Speaker: "Let the Indunction Munction function begin upon the presumption that whomever has the gumption to begin the petition. Shoosh!"

Reply from crowd: "Shoosh!"
by Thomual October 7, 2005
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puss

Technical Definition:

The Cellular remains of a wound when large amounts of healing has occured in an infected area, such as a skin sweat or oil duct, a epidermal blood clot, or an ingrown toenail.

Laymans terms: That yellow, slimy, goopy stuff that splatters all over the mirror when you pop a zit, or pick your scabbs, or stub your toe.
"Girls with acne are gross. I just think about all that puss on their faces!"
by Thomual June 13, 2004
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