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bropen sesami 

Something you say when you're trying to bro your way through a door that's crowded by bros
"Jesus Christ this place is packed, how're we going to get to the kitchen?"

Jack raises his arms.
"Bropen sesami!"

The crowd parts like the Red sea.

Bropen Brolationship 

A brolationship between two inseparable bros that allows for other bros to join the intense bro-bond. Unlike most open relationships, a bropen brolationship allows for an endless amount of bros to join (if they are worthy).
Dude 1: Bro, you've been bros with John for 5 years now; you sure he's alright with you broing it up with me so often?

Dude 2: It's cool bro; we're in a bropen brolationship!
When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs
Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.
Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015

Broken Branch

A term used to imply the broken branch of one's ancestry tree. Can be used for any cases of miscegenation, though more popular in cases of Asian women and non Asian men.
*Notices mixed race couple in photo on Twitter*
"Broken branch, grandparent cry."
Broken Branch by George Goldberg October 22, 2019
A bro who gropes.
Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?

Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!
Broper by nomanito September 23, 2016

Broken windows 

Crystal meth
That foo is smoking broken windows
Broken windows by Eagerone September 12, 2018