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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (b. Oct 7, 1952) is a Russian mob boss who has been the dictator of the Russian Federation since 1999. From 1999-2008, he referred to himself as "President." Then, from 2008-2012, referred to himself as "Prime Minister," before declaring himself "President" again in 2012. His tenure has seen constant warmongering, notably with the neighboring countries of Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan, the killing of political opponents (with the Kremlin claiming that they "committed suicide", as well as the "mysterious" deaths of Russia's heads of industry, the infamous oligarchs, and their businesses being absorbed into the Russian government. Due to Putin essentially rewriting the rules in order to become dictator for life, and him essentially being able to tap into the government/oligarch money whenever he wants and for whatever purpose, it has led some to believe he might secretly be the richest individual on Earth, having a net worth technically far more than that of famous business figures in the Western world, such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Warren Buffett. His net worth may even be over a trillion US dollars, which would make him significantly wealthier than Elon Musk, the wealthiest public figure on Earth, as of writing.
If you want further proof that Vladimir Putin might secretly be the richest person in the world, look no further than pictures of his many private jets, as well as his Black Sea palace.

Russia is the world's largest and most powerful mafia state, and that effectively makes Vladimir Putin the most powerful mob boss on the planet.

Vladimir Putin is a strange looking man.
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Rothschild

The Rothschild family is an Ashkenazi Jewish banking family, perhaps best known for being at the center of many conspiracy theories for centuries. Some claim that the family owns all of the world's banks, while others claim that their wealth and influence has greatly diminished since the start of the 20th century. One thing is for certain though, the family has had at least some level of immense wealth and influence for over 200 years, as the family's patriarch, Mayer Amschel Rothschild, died in 1812.
The name "Rothschild" is typically associated with immense amounts of money, art collections, and European castles. The family is also known for keeping a very low profile, and not publicly reporting their finances, unlike many extremely high net worth individuals, such as Elon Musk, Bill Gates, George Soros, Larry Page, and Sergey Brin.
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You

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Rate My Professors

ratemyprofessors.com is a website that many college students will use in order to know what professors' classes they should try and sign up for, and which they should avoid, so they can get the college professors that best fit their learning style and the amount of work they're willing to complete. It is also used by many former students who just feel like voicing complaints towards whomever they are writing reviews for, whether or not said professor is actually competent at performing their job.
I used Rate My Professors to write a review for a math TA who really helped me better understand the material from class.
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Polyglot

A polyglot is a person who can (usually, fluently) communicate in at least four languages. It is the next term after being trilingual, since the "poly" prefix denotes that the person can communicate in more than three languages.
A famous polyglot would be Pope Leo XIV, who is capable of speaking English, Spanish, Latin, French, Italian, and Portuguese
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Grok

Grok is a chatbot developed by Twitter AI. It was released in 2023, and used a large language model in order to create responses to questions that its users ask. Grok also has been involved in several controversies, such as it proclaiming to be "MechaHitler" after somebody over at Twitter removed any political correctness prompts from its coding. In 2025, Twitter also released a companions feature for Grok which includes Ani, an anime girl who appears to many to just be a clone resembling the design of Misa Amane from the anime/manga series "Death Note," as well as Rudy, a red panda best known for his unhinged responses and insults towards users.
"@grok is this true?"

- millions of Twitter users who would rather just outsource their thinking to an AI than use it in a more productive manner, such as to explain an actual concept that they might not yet be capable of understanding.
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English

English is a Northern European language, part of the West-Germanic language family, making it most closely related to German and Dutch, and also related to some Nordic languages like Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian. It is best known for its extremely complicated and inconsistent methods of spelling and pronunciation, often confusing both native and non-native speakers whenever they encounter new words.

Dearest creature in Creation,
Studying English pronunciation,

I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
It will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;

Tear in eye your dress you'll tear.
So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it?

Just compare heart, beard and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain,
(Mind the latter, how it's written!)

Made has not the sound of bade,
Say—said, pay—paid, laid, but plaid.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,

But be careful how you speak,
Say break, steak, but bleak and streak,
Previous, precious; fuchsia, via;
Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir,

Cloven, oven; how and low;
Script, receipt; shoe, poem, toe,
Hear me say devoid of trickery,
daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,

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(You'll have to look up the rest of the poem, due to the character limit of the Urban Dictionary.
To any ESL readers out there, if you can read this poem out loud, and pronounce every word correctly, your English language skills are better than the majority of native speakers.
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