Urban Dictionary: Definitions by This is how my shit is

Bacon

something i can't eat

i can't eat bacon, i'm vegan.

by This is how my shit is April 15, 2020

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Dolphin noises

what people uses to say ass.

Im gonna whoop your(dolphin noises).

by This is how my shit is October 23, 2020

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We spend 6 1/2 hours of pure and legal torture, we go home and think the torture is over for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours. But no, these fuck ass teachers crave more torture, they want us to spend the rest of our 5 1/2 hours at home doing this tree killing, big ass stack of paperwork, called homework, which is killing the trees which clean the air for us just to torture the minds of children that don't even give a shit about school. The children just want to go home, have fun, eat, and play fortnite for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours, and when we go to school the next day we end up failing anyway so it's just wasted on some random shit that you had suppost to learn in school. The teachers don't even talk about the shit in class and expect us to remember it in class. Homework is just:
Hours
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

Guy#1: hey want to play fortnite after school
Guy#2: nah i have homework that's due tomorrow
Guy#1: that must hurt
Guy#2:it does

by This is how my shit is April 27, 2020

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Speeder

a fast spider.

Guy1:look a speeder
Guy2 let's get away while we still can

by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020

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Nyan Cat

A Pusheen cat with the body of a pop tart That shits out rainbows out of its ass and sings the Nyan song for hours while flying in space.

Nyan Cat! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!

by This is how my shit is October 13, 2020

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