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by Thicc nugg January 13, 2021

Old Fashioned

A drink that consists of bourbon, fruit, and a bit of the bartender's urine.

Hey, can I get an Old Fashioned with extra shit please?

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Grass Eater

A term for a vegan.

The kind of person who won't stop talking about their damn smoothies.

Generally really fucking annoying.
Names include: Kathy, Michele, Karen, Erin, and many more.

*During a road trip*

Person 1: Hey guys wanna stop and get some food? Maybe Mc. Donalds?
Person 2: Yeah sounds good.
Kathy: No, I'm actually a vegan and I will scream my ass off if you eat meat!
Person 1: Shut the fuck up you fucking Grass Eater get out the damn car and go eat a tree.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

No Parking on Grand

When a girl no longer has any space in all her holes during a gang bang.

"I tried to stink in in Stacy but there was No Parking on Grand!"

by Thicc nugg January 13, 2021

Des Moines Dripper

When a girl eats a large amount of beans, the during anal she will experience large amounts of diarrhea. After shooting a load in the ass, she will release it all into a bucket and drink it. The man is referred to as the dipper and the woman is the dripper.

Man 1: Why do you smell like shit?
Man 2 (Dipper): I just did the Des Moines Dripper.

by Thicc nugg December 17, 2020

Beaverdale Bootylick

A rim-job given while in a public alleyway somewhere in the slums of Beaverdale. During the Bootylick, deadly bacteria from a homeless mans mouth will infest the anal region, and kill the recipient within 72 hours.

Did you hear about Dave? He got put in the ICU after receiving a Beaverdale Bootylick behind the Price Chopper.

by Thicc nugg December 17, 2020