Thicc nugg's definitions

Shitsicle

When over a process of a few days, someone inserts a Popsicle stick up their anus. Every insertion will add a thin layer of shit, over time adding up to a large Shitsicle.

Becky feeds a Shitsicle to her child every day.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Grass Eater

A term for a vegan.

The kind of person who won't stop talking about their damn smoothies.

Generally really fucking annoying.
Names include: Kathy, Michele, Karen, Erin, and many more.

*During a road trip*

Person 1: Hey guys wanna stop and get some food? Maybe Mc. Donalds?
Person 2: Yeah sounds good.
Kathy: No, I'm actually a vegan and I will scream my ass off if you eat meat!
Person 1: Shut the fuck up you fucking Grass Eater get out the damn car and go eat a tree.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Old Fashioned

A drink that consists of bourbon, fruit, and a bit of the bartender's urine.

Hey, can I get an Old Fashioned with extra shit please?

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Keeth

A mechanic man. He seems dull at first glance, but can fix a car in 0.2 nanoseconds.

Has a serious meth addiction.

Damn it Keeth stop smoking MY meth, get your own!

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Des Moines Dripper

When a girl eats a large amount of beans, the during anal she will experience large amounts of diarrhea. After shooting a load in the ass, she will release it all into a bucket and drink it. The man is referred to as the dipper and the woman is the dripper.

Man 1: Why do you smell like shit?
Man 2 (Dipper): I just did the Des Moines Dripper.

by Thicc nugg December 17, 2020

Beaverdale Bootylick

A rim-job given while in a public alleyway somewhere in the slums of Beaverdale. During the Bootylick, deadly bacteria from a homeless mans mouth will infest the anal region, and kill the recipient within 72 hours.

Did you hear about Dave? He got put in the ICU after receiving a Beaverdale Bootylick behind the Price Chopper.

by Thicc nugg December 17, 2020