Thicc Yeet's definitions

waterlemoan

The high-pitched moan of pleasure one releases whilst performing the joyous act of lemon shoveling.

Person 1: wtf was that noise Michael??
Person 2: oh that was probably just me waterlemoaning... sorry I’ve been really into lemon shoveling lately. Go back to sleep now Michael.

by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

wood staffing

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.

Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay

by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

unsheared peen

An uncircumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.

by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

reverse spank

The riskiest sexual move a man can perform. The man attempts to reach around and spank the woman currently riding his dick like there’s no tomorrow. If done correctly, the woman becomes so aroused that she instantly cums. She then proceeds to beg the man to marry her if he has not already. If done incorrectly, the consequences could be devastating...

Man: I’m waking up, to ash and dust, I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts. FUCK MY NUTS! I ATTEMPTED A REVERSE SPANK ON MY GF AND I SLAPPED MY NUTS

by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

lemon cum

The proper term for the sour juices excreted by a compressed lemon boi. Lemon cum is by all means... the nectar of life. Also it’s good lube.

Person 1: I can’t wait to chug half a gallon of straight lemon juice when I get home fukkkkk
Person 2: Charlie wtf I told you it’s called lemon cum you fucking casual

by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019

Top Definition

Penis

Person 1: I like sucking top definition
Person 2: gay

I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing

by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019

sheared peen

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019