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martin luther king

A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.
Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?
by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006
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star wars

I just want to note that all the negative definitions about Star Wars on this site all have a lot more "thumbs down" than "thumbs up," while all the definitions that hold Star Wars in a positive manor have a lot more "thumbs up" than "thumbs down."

Let me explain why this is so.
Star Wars is THE GREATEST series of movies to ever exist. It beautifully combines all the genres of film that exist. The only flaw with the series is that George Lucas has finished the series which means Star Wars is pretty much over and we won't be able to see any more new movies.
Star Wars fucking RULES!!!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006
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Snow Tunnel

A tunnel that is made through a pile of snow which accumulates when people pile up snow in one place that they removed from the street.
Yea I made a snow tunnel once. It was ten feet, nine inches long and it was so high and wide that my two friends and I could all fit into it...AWWWW YEAAAA!!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006
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kool aids

This is what you get if you have unprotected sex with the kool aid guy.
Friend: I have aids, OH NO!!
Kool Aid guy: You have kool aids, OHHHH YEAAA!!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006
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fatass

One who cannot get up when pushed down because of his/her immense weight.
Yea, I pushed thata fatass down. And then as I watched him struggle to get up, I kicked him. HAHA!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006
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Chunky Asshole

Gross.

Its like if you have a really gross poop that gets your asshole all poopy but then you don’t wipe at all whatsoever. Gross.
Yea so I was about to toss her salad and then I found out, SHE HAS A CHUNKY ASSHOLE!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006
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