Theory's apprentice's definitions

Red Sauce

A type of sauce made from tomatoes.

I like red sauce on pasta.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

Buttsmut

Buttsmut is anal porn.

I have a fetish for buttsmut.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

40 year old virgin

YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.

You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

Snow Tunnel

A tunnel that is made through a pile of snow which accumulates when people pile up snow in one place that they removed from the street.

Yea I made a snow tunnel once. It was ten feet, nine inches long and it was so high and wide that my two friends and I could all fit into it...AWWWW YEAAAA!!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Meat sauce

Red sauce with meat in it.

I like meat sauce on pasta.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

Chunky Asshole

Gross.

Its like if you have a really gross poop that gets your asshole all poopy but then you don’t wipe at all whatsoever. Gross.

Yea so I was about to toss her salad and then I found out, SHE HAS A CHUNKY ASSHOLE!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

blue susan

The act of taking a cube of extra chunky bleu cheese, sticking it in your partners stinking butthole, and then pulling it out twenty minutes later and making grilled cheese with it. it is widely looked down upon by many as being gross and unhealthy but many others find it to be a tasty treat.

I gave my girlfriend a blue susan yesterday. DELICIOUS!

by Theory's apprentice July 16, 2007