Theo's definitions

Hampden-Sydney

If you wanted to go to a Southern school, but Duke and U.Va weren't for you because they've enrolled too many "coloreds," and, besides, you had a 670 combined SAT and 1.9 GPA from a random Virginia day school, you're headed to Hampden-Sydney. There, you and a group of like-minded Abercrombie & Fitch-sporting retards can whittle away four years drinking, listening to Creedence, banging skanks from Sweetbriar, drinking, and pretending that the South won the War of Northern Aggression. You can also pretend that the fact that you're wearing a cowrie shell necklace under J. Crew flannels makes you rebellious, that the fact that you're wearing a "Fighting Cocks" baseball cap makes you witty, and that the fact that you attended HSC will make you a useful and productive member of society. If you don't ever want to face the fact that the world expands Westward of the mighty Mississippi and northward of the Mason Dixon line, HSC is a great place to start putting your head in the sand and your thumb up your ass.

Speaks for itself, don't it?

by Theo February 2, 2005

toolkit

A gathering of two to five tools. See toolshed.

A: How about when I got on the elevator this morning right before the doors shut three of the most obnoxious partners at the firm got on?

B: Are you kidding? I love starting the morning in a toolkit.

by Theo February 18, 2005

pushin

Selling lots of Drugs.

You started Slangin?
-Nah fool, I'm pushin'.

by theo March 8, 2004

cranberry

An under-cover police car, burgandy in color(detroit)

Hide the blunt, here comes the cranberry

by theo April 3, 2005

maneurysm

Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.

When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.

God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.

by Theo June 22, 2006

buffalo girl

A little larger girl, who throws her weight around and is bold as a buffalo (hints the name) She is very loud and will call you out. She curses a lot and will run to a fight. Stay away from the bufflao girl.

The buffalo girl disrupted Mr. Overton's class by telling him off.

by TheO September 19, 2016

mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles

Allen Iverson
steve traylor
me

by Theo February 16, 2005