Maltby

A small town inbetween Rotherham and Tickhill. It is an absolute shithole full of chavs and druggies and has nothing of value.

Saw about 10 crackheads in a corner driving through Maltby the other day.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 26, 2021

Crystal Peaks

Basically a BTEC Meadowhall full of pound shops.

You popping into town or Crystal Peaks.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead October 04, 2021

Claire

A Claire is a type of middle-class British woman typically aged between 30 and 50. They are particularly found in South-West London, Surrey, Berkshire, Oxfordshire and West Sheffield. They are very socially liberal and nearly always are Lib Dem voters (although there are some that vote Labour and Conservative). They inhabit the top-tier jobs in society (Headmistresses, Managers etc.). They typically have snobbish attitudes and are very shielding of their children from the outside world (e.g. keeping full track of where they are at all times and setting often extreme screen time limits on their kids). They can often be spotted by their haircut, known as the Claire cut, which is a Symetrical bob cut without a fringe that comes down to shoulder length. In conversation, especially when talking to children, they will speak very patronisingly and passive-aggressively. They are also often quite entitled.

In other words, they are a socially liberal British Karen.

I went to Twickenham last week. It was absolutely overrun with Claires!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 09, 2021

pop-up game show

A game show that "pops-up". They are often made as a cheap way to make money. Typical traits include: winning fuck all in prizes (typically £10,000 or under), going home with nothing if you lose and no competition (one contestant/team per programme). They tend to get cancelled very quickly. An example of a pop-up game show is BBC's The Wall.

Did you watch Gordon Ramsay's latest pop-up game show? It was rubbish!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 29, 2021

Darnall

A pretty nasty eastern suburb of Sheffield located just off the parkway. Known for its "unique" celebrations on Bonfire Night which involves lobbing fireworks at anything and everything including any vehicle that moves.

On bonfire night Darnall can be seen from far and wide due to the orangey glow that comes out of it

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 15, 2022

Men at Work

An absolutely sick 80s Aussie band. They are mainly known for the song "Down Under" which Luude remixed recently (both are bangers). There music videos are also amazing for the time, especially "Down Under" and "Dr Heckyll and Mr Jive".

Men at Work are a sick band.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead March 27, 2022

Northern Independence Party

An unregistered pop-up political party who spend their days ranting on Twitter about how the Tories and Keir Starmer have ruined their beloved "Northumbria", so much that they have had to move to Brighton. They are one of the biggest examples of a Twitter bubble, as they seemed to think they could win the Hartlepool by-election but ended up coming 8th with 250 votes (or 0.8% of the vote). They then proceeded to have a rant at the Yorkshire Party who received 9.7% of the vote in the West Yorkshire mayoral election. They also still cry about Corbyn losing in 2019.

Anyone heard of the Northern Independence Party?

by TheWickedBitchIsDead June 05, 2021