the act of regifting a recieved gift, however an additional five to ten dollars is spent to upgrade the gift to a larger size or better make. this in turn makes the giver feel more better about the regifting.
Jeff- "I'll be right back, I gotta go to the store to finish up my Christmas shopping."
Pops- "Whatcha gettin?"
Jeff- "Gonna take this flashlight back and get a bigger one. I love upgrade regifting.
Pops- "Didn't I get you a flashlight last year for Christmas?"
Pops- "Whatcha gettin?"
Jeff- "Gonna take this flashlight back and get a bigger one. I love upgrade regifting.
Pops- "Didn't I get you a flashlight last year for Christmas?"
by thetryplethreat December 22, 2010
When common terms do not even grasp the greatness of what something is. That being, when something seen, done, or heard is inexplainable the term is used.
Bobby: Dude, last night two chicks propositioned me for a three way and for some weird reason I said "no."
Trent: What? Your totally fucked up!
Bobby: Yeah, but then three chicks came up, even hotter, and asked for a four-way!
Trent: Ion Busting man!
Trent: What? Your totally fucked up!
Bobby: Yeah, but then three chicks came up, even hotter, and asked for a four-way!
Trent: Ion Busting man!
by thetryplethreat October 18, 2010
When someone is past the phase of just plain stupid. It's more than blonde, special, slow, fucked up, and retarted. It is a retarted.
Clay: So what happened last night?
Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.
Clay: You seem to do that often.
Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.
Clay: You seem to do that often.
by thetryplethreat November 10, 2010