When someone is past the phase of just plain stupid. It's more than blonde, special, slow, fucked up, and retarted. It is a retarted.
Clay: So what happened last night?
Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.
Clay: You seem to do that often.
Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.
Clay: You seem to do that often.
by thetryplethreat November 11, 2010
when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010
A Marijuana Trigger Bowl, commonly referred as MTB, is the catalyst used to bring about a stronger and quicker high after using narcotics such as ecstacy.
Sasha- Sadie? Are you trippin' yet?
Sadie- No!
Sasha- Fuck! We forgot the MTB (Marijuana Trigger Bowl)!
Sadie- Well that explains the delay. Load Optimus (Bong).
Sadie- No!
Sasha- Fuck! We forgot the MTB (Marijuana Trigger Bowl)!
Sadie- Well that explains the delay. Load Optimus (Bong).
by TheTrypleThreat September 06, 2010