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Definitions by TheTallestPsychonaut

Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream
I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.

Lucid Autofellatio 

lu•cid au•to•fel•la•ti•o

/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/

Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream
Me: I think I'm about to get fired for being late
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?

Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream
How's No Nut November going?

Oh, you know. Lucid Creaming my way into next year.

Axis flipping 

Ax•is flip•ping

/ˈaksəs ˈflipiNG/

the term for when you smoke DMT at the peak of a peyote trip
Jim: Finally got some DMT. Gonna be Axis flipping at the peyote ceremony next weekend.

Jimbo flipping 

/ˈdʒɪmboʊ ˈflipiNG/

Jim•bo flip•ping

the term for when you smoke DMT at the peak of a peyote trip
I'd go Jimbo flipping again, but my brain is still recovering from that last one

pinky in the bush 

/ˈpiNGkē in T͟Hə bo͝oSH/

a dick and nuts in a pubic puff
Take a long look at that pinky in the bush. It's the last time you'll see it.

fractal problem 

frac·tal prob·lem

/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/

a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems
I was fixing my rusted brake line and it turned out to be a fractal problem with having to then fix leaks and still having fixing to do